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#61
05-02-2015, 11:29 AM
That's hot
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05-02-2015, 11:52 AM
(05-02-2015, 11:29 AM)ramseycat Wrote: That's hot


No, no I don't think so. I'm pretty sure I looked like a dufus standing there trying to cover my breasts with a dumbfounded look on my face. Enough years have passed that the burn of embarrassment has worn off.
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05-02-2015, 10:32 PM
I prefer the mountains over the beach as well. But if I am on water I would rather be on a boat or looking at Tall Ships (as they are called now days).

(04-28-2015, 01:38 PM)Duchess Wrote:

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What's your idea of a good time?

Being outside. Kayaking or hiking.

At night I like live shows, watching local artists or open mics.
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05-03-2015, 05:22 AM
(05-02-2015, 10:32 PM)Love Child Wrote: Being outside. Kayaking or hiking.


Being able to get outdoors is what keeps me sane. I like to hike too. I've never been kayaking but I grew up on a river and have spent a lot of time in a canoe. The hiking around here is kinda sucky because I live on a coastal plain and it's just as flat as it can be, no beautiful mountains nor rolling hills.
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05-04-2015, 11:36 AM
(05-02-2015, 11:00 AM)Duchess Wrote:

The very first time I walked into the ocean I was hit by a wave that damn stripped my clothes right off me. I was wearing a pair of cutoffs and a tiny little shirt with flimsy straps, the force broke the straps and pulled my shirt to my waist. In a split second it was complete shock & awe.
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05-05-2015, 12:02 AM
(05-04-2015, 11:36 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:
(05-02-2015, 11:00 AM)Duchess Wrote:

The very first time I walked into the ocean I was hit by a wave that damn stripped my clothes right off me. I was wearing a pair of cutoffs and a tiny little shirt with flimsy straps, the force broke the straps and pulled my shirt to my waist. In a split second it was complete shock & awe.
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05-05-2015, 07:31 AM


It would be a horror show and because I like you both I would never subject you to it.
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05-05-2015, 09:23 AM
(05-05-2015, 07:31 AM)Duchess Wrote:

It would be a horror show and because I like you both I would never subject you to it.

I know you don't like me near as much, so go ahead, show me the horror show.

I'll grit my teeth and take it.
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05-05-2015, 09:29 AM
MS, I'm actually quite fond of you, I just like ruffling your feathers more than anyone ele's. I would miss you if you werent here.
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05-05-2015, 09:31 AM
I should have added, if i didnt like you i would mostly ignore you. Thats sorta my policy
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05-05-2015, 10:20 AM
I would "like" MS on facebook if I had a face book account. I'm glad though. people get thrown in jail and fired because of that stuff.
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05-05-2015, 10:21 AM
(05-05-2015, 09:31 AM)Duchess Wrote: I should have added, if i didnt like you i would mostly ignore you. Thats sorta my policy

Oh OK, now I understand. hah
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05-05-2015, 11:08 AM
(05-05-2015, 09:29 AM)Duchess Wrote: MS, I'm actually quite fond of you, I just like ruffling your feathers more than anyone ele's. I would miss you if you werent here.

Well, this may be the delayed start of a beautiful relationship.

Now, about those pics...
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05-05-2015, 11:36 AM
Know what isn't fun, golfing. I went a couple of times with my husband and it's boring as shit. Even if you bring a 12 pack with you it's still boring. I'd rather do laundry.

Top Golf is fun, however. I've never heard of it until last weekend. It's like a 4 story high restaurant where you get a table outside and they play music and serve food and drinks. Next to your table is a spot where you can hit the balls into the driving range. We sat at the first level because the only thing to catch you if you fall while driving the ball off the edge is a little net.
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05-05-2015, 11:40 AM
Try strip night golfing with fluorescent balls and clubs.
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05-05-2015, 04:46 PM
(05-05-2015, 07:31 AM)Duchess Wrote:

It would be a horror show and because I like you both I would never subject you to it.
I'm a good sport. I'm willing to take a chance on this. Besides, I love horror.
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05-05-2015, 05:26 PM


Boo!
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05-05-2015, 06:33 PM
(05-05-2015, 05:26 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Boobs!
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05-05-2015, 06:45 PM


Heh.

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05-05-2015, 08:48 PM
This couple wanted to have some fun.

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They were on vacation in Bradenton, Florida. The couple (Elissa Alvarez, 20, and Jose Caballero, 40) claim that she was just bouncing on his lap; dancing and playing around. But, the grandmother who called police on them says they were having sex on the beach. A three-year-old was on the beach at the same time.

He has a previous conviction for cocaine trafficking and she has no criminal record. They reportedly refused plea deals, claiming they'd done nothing illegal and figuring they would get off (you know what I mean).

Well, the jury found them guilty of lewd and lascivious conduct in under 15 minutes yesterday. She'll probably do less than 6 months and prosecutors are looking to get 3 or more years behind bars for him because of his (completely unrelated) past felony conviction. They will both have to register as sex offenders.

I think it's too much; people sometimes get less harsh sentences for crimes against others like robbery, assault, etc... Seems more reasonable to give them something like 30 days, a fine, and a much harsher sentence if it happens again, in my opinion.

Bet they wish they'd opted for the mountain cabin vacation.

http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/story/28967...x-on-beach
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