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FOOD FOR THOUGHT
(06-21-2018, 03:50 PM)Duchess Wrote:

About a month or so ago someone gave me this nuclear size can of lemon filling, like what is used to make pies. What am I going to do with it? I don't make pies. Once it's open I have to use it, right? *sigh* I guess I have to be in the mood to figure this out. It's a lot of pie filling. Thank Christ it's not chocolate.

Give it to me. I'm sure I could find some uses for it.DiabloBecoming evil39
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I can't find what's for dinner, what's for breakfast threads. How the hell am I going to harass people to cook for me?
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(07-21-2018, 11:23 AM)Duchess Wrote: I can't find what's for dinner, what's for breakfast threads. How the hell am I going to harass people to cook for me?

You don't ever have to harass me to cook for you. If you ever want to hire an eager home cook with limited cooking experience and hours of watching cooking shows experience, I'll quit my DMV job asap.
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(06-08-2015, 10:03 AM)Duchess Wrote:

A head in the soup. Great, just great.

I’m with you.

Sally loves Carp soup?

WTF?
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And semen, her two most favorite things.
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(07-22-2018, 11:33 PM)BigMark Wrote: And semen, her two most favorite things.

And seamen like Popeye the Sailorman.

He's strong to the finish
As he fucked sally's spinach.
He's Popeye the Sailorman....TOOT! TOOT!
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I have a yen, for pretty much everything. I'm hungry. I'd love some Chinese and some red beans & rice from Popeye's, mmmm, maybe some shrimps too and french fries from BK as well as some onion rings. Fish sounds nice and some real cornbread, none of that packaged stuff. I'm sorry I know caramel apples are now available. I'm so glad the farm market isn't open today. Whew. Close call.
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I had a consultation in Santa Monica today so took my bike, rode down to Venice Beach and had a Crab Cake Panini and locally brewed stout oatmeal stout at the http://venicealehouse.com/. It was good but gave me the Clangs.
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A woman was rude to me today. And I thought to myself "What a huge sally you are."
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Sally's gonna get you for that!  16    hah
Carsman: Loves Living Large

Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
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Can you hear my stomach growling? Anyone?
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(09-30-2018, 11:33 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: A woman was rude to me today. And I thought to myself "What a huge sally you are."

She called you a fat fuck after you screwed up her license renewal?
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(10-03-2018, 01:55 PM)sally Wrote:
(09-30-2018, 11:33 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: A woman was rude to me today. And I thought to myself "What a huge sally you are."

She called you a fat fuck after you screwed up her license renewal?
no. I work in the DMV Title Bureau. I'm not one of those angry bitter DMV counter assholes.
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Ok, well then what did she do that was so rude that she reminded you of me?
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Are you avoiding me, would you answer the damn question already.
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(10-03-2018, 05:19 PM)sally Wrote: Ok, well then what did she do that was so rude that she reminded you of me?
There was no woman. I made the whole thing up because I mistook BigMark's post where he said the crab cake panini and oatmeal stout gave him the Clangs for one of your posts. So I was joking back that a woman was rude to me and was such a sally(bitch).

Guess I leave the storytelling to you next time to you ,mattress. Er....master.
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(10-03-2018, 09:39 PM)sally Wrote: Are you avoiding me, would you answer the damn question already.
Are you avoiding me? It took you 3 days to reply to that jokey post. Sorry I decided to catch up on my way too many TV shows after work. It's hard sometimes balancing work, social obligations, TV watching and family/life responsibilities.
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Clean your apartment you filthy animal.
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(10-03-2018, 11:17 PM)BigMark Wrote: Clean your apartment you filthy animal.

Get outta my head!
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