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I need some chicken soup!
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#61
03-10-2020, 04:40 PM
the guy who made me crash was there.
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#62
03-10-2020, 05:23 PM
Oh that makes me feel so much better to know that the guy who made your bones poke through your skin was there to help you.
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#63
03-10-2020, 08:56 PM
That makes me think of the spare ribs I've been munching on.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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03-15-2020, 09:08 AM
Mark, are you okay? I ask because I'm concerned you've fallen into depression  :(
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#65
03-15-2020, 10:32 AM
i cant even reach my mouth yet with the cast off, what a bummer.
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03-15-2020, 11:03 AM
Aww. That does sucks. Come and get in bed with me. I’ll keep you company. I’ll even let you control the remote.
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#67
03-15-2020, 11:16 AM
i really hope that is a euphemism but i'm going to repeatedly hit the play button no matter what
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#68
03-15-2020, 02:20 PM
I was referring to the remote control for the television, honey.
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#69
03-15-2020, 06:18 PM
(03-15-2020, 10:32 AM)BigMark Wrote: i cant even reach my mouth yet with the cast off


I guess that means no foot rub  :(
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12-29-2021, 12:00 AM
I was looking for this thread and ended up finding a bunch of other fun threads that I may or may not be bumping soon.

I have a headache that I can't get rid of, I went to sleep at 2 PM today and dint' wake up until 6
I had some soup
I took my temp, it is elevated but not high.
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12-29-2021, 12:07 AM
Same here, headache that won't fucking stop and it's in one side of my forehead. Anyway I smoked some pot and it didn't help.
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12-29-2021, 12:37 AM
Damn
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12-29-2021, 12:41 AM
I thought I just didn't feel good because I was outside in the cold a little bit yesterday and I was working doing some physical labor and it seems so much harder in the cold with all of those layers on, took a lot out of me, but it should go away the next day.
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12-29-2021, 08:53 AM
Oooohhhhhh don't you guys get sick! Don't you fucking dare!
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12-29-2021, 09:05 AM
This thread symbolises the death of the ‘American spirit’ and the American dream slowly turning into night terrors..
“Two billion people will perish globally due to being vaccinated against Corona virus” - rothschild, August 2021
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#76
12-29-2021, 11:22 AM
I just coughed up a lung.
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12-29-2021, 11:50 AM
(12-29-2021, 12:41 AM)MirahM Wrote: I thought I just didn't feel good because I was outside in the cold a little bit yesterday and I was working doing some physical labor and it seems so much harder in the cold with all of those layers on, took a lot out of me, but it should go away the next day.

(12-29-2021, 09:05 AM)crash Wrote: This thread symbolises the death of the ‘American spirit’ and the American dream slowly turning into night terrors..

Well that's a bit extreme. Have you never had a headache before?
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#78
12-29-2021, 11:54 AM
He's a headache.
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#79
12-29-2021, 11:56 AM
Forgot I couldn't even feed myself with my right hand. My left arm turned out to be broken too.
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#80
12-29-2021, 12:12 PM
It sucked bad enough when I broke my pinky, I can't imagine two broken arms. It never did heal right because I kept taking off the splint. It was aching and itching so bad that it was pleasurable to unwrap it.
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