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BUFFET OF SNACKS
#21
You're about as dull as my grandma's deathbed. And you think we should kick it up a notch?
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#22
(12-15-2015, 06:33 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: I like meatish snacks

Knew the truth would come out sooner or later.
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#23
Why is it when I look at the title of this thread I think of an x-rated movie?
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#24
(12-17-2015, 01:55 AM)sally Wrote: You're about as dull as my grandma's deathbed. And you think we should kick it up a notch?


Was she hot?
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#25
(12-17-2015, 09:19 AM)Maggot Wrote: Why is it when I look at the title of this thread I think of an x-rated movie?

Because you've been acting like a pervert lately. Did your wife leave you or something?
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#26
(12-17-2015, 12:38 PM)sally Wrote:
(12-17-2015, 09:19 AM)Maggot Wrote: Why is it when I look at the title of this thread I think of an x-rated movie?

Because you've been acting like a pervert lately. Did your wife leave you or something?

I know huh, its like I've been eating blue cereal called "big V" or something. It might be my cold weather heating protection instinct.
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#27
You're on the Viagra, Maggot?

Lord help your poor wife.
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#28
(12-17-2015, 10:16 PM)sally Wrote: You're on the Viagra, Maggot?

Lord help your poor wife.

hah No, it hasn't come to that yet.
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#29


What happens when one has a boner that lasts fours hours or more? Oh my.
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#30
Duct tape?
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#31
(12-18-2015, 06:47 AM)Duchess Wrote:

What happens when one has a boner that lasts fours hours or more? Oh my.

Go get a blue ribbon
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#32
(12-18-2015, 06:47 AM)Duchess Wrote:

What happens when one has a boner that lasts fours hours or more? Oh my.

They fall out of your tree.
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#33


Boners from Heaven - sung to the tune of Pennies From Heaven - that's what is running through my head now.
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#34
See what I mean? Its the title!
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#35
Summer sausage with a nice spread of cheese n crackers is always good too.
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#36
(12-18-2015, 12:59 PM)Maggot Wrote: See what I mean? Its the title!


I think we are just weird, honey.
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#37
(12-18-2015, 02:45 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Summer sausage with a nice spread of cheese n crackers is always good too.
Notice how I used sausage and spread in the same sentence? Anybody? No? Fine. I'll just go fuck myself then.
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#38
I would have noticed quicker if you had mentioned whipped cream with that.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#39


You're weird too. You're one of us. Smiley_emoticons_wink

I'm going to stuff some mushrooms and I'm going to bake a brie in pastry. It's simple and it looks like I've really done something.

Thanks for the ideas, Mockers.
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#40


Fucking hell.
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