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Have you ever found a coin stuck to your ass
#1
after having sex?

This was inspired by the "how often do you wash your sheets" thread. When the dirty change is falling out of your pockets and sticking to your ass in the heat of the moment the sheets should definitely be laundered afterwards.
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#2
Nope. Pine needles, sand, gravel, grass...that type of thing but never a coin. How much was your ass worth?
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(03-25-2016, 12:54 AM)username Wrote: Nope. Pine needles, sand, gravel, grass...that type of thing but never a coin. How much was your ass worth?

Well it was worth a penny at the moment my husband informed me that I had a penny stuck to my ass. But I'm pretty sure I received a hot meal from The Outback Steak House before that so it ended up being worth around 60 bucks or so.
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#4
Better than lifting a tit and having 37 cents fall out.


Right Clang?
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#5


No, I've never found a coin stuck to my ass but yesterday when I rubbed my ear I discovered it was full of hair conditioner. I didn't affect my hearing and I never felt it there.
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#6
I had a sock fall out of my pants before. It must have been in there from the dryer and I got dressed half asleep. I looked at my shoe and said "WTF is that!"
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#7
Um, no.
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#8
True story. One night after staying in a hotel I woke up and felt like I had rolled into a wet spot, which was needless to say a bit alarming. I sat up to discover, not a wet spot, but a silver dime stick to my ass. I mean genuine solid silver liberty dime, not the kind you'd find in circulation. To this day I don't know whether I should be happy I shit pure silver coins or really really angry at having been molested by the tooth fairy.

Either way I kept the dime.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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#9
And that is why I take my own sheets and pillow when I stay at a hotel. I just don't trust that room service will do their job correctly. Finding anything in my bed would be a dead giveaway that I am right in not trusting them.
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#10
Yeah I was kinda torn between "Cool, a silver dime!" and "eww, dirty sheets!"
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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#11
Coin collectors are a strange lot.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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(03-25-2016, 03:27 AM)Cutz Wrote: Better than lifting a tit and having 37 cents fall out.


Right Clang?

37 cents? It was 300 dollars all in singles. I'll never get drunk and pass out at the gay bar again.
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#13
I found a red gummy bear stuck to my ass after sex once. No coins though.
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#14


hah
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#15
She tried to peel the gummy bear off her ass and it was like "naw babe I'm good."
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#16
Well, add that to the list of things I'm jealous of.

Red Gummy Bear. Right under Robert Downey Jr. and above that guy I saw driving a Ferrari.

Think I'll pencil a penny in there too.
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#17
Is there anything new to add to this thread? Any objects found lodged in the ass after waking up?
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#18
Well this is a reminder why I have no friends, I couldn't start a normal conversation to save my life.
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#19
For fucks sake it was a Mercury dime.
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(09-30-2018, 08:03 PM)Maggot Wrote: Is there anything new to add to this thread? Any objects found lodged in the ass after waking up?

I heard somebody thought a light bulb was a bright idea.
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