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Oh shit!!!!!!!
#1
This does not look good,
The Connecticut woman who underwent a face transplant five years ago after being attacked by a chimpanzee is back in a Boston hospital after doctors discovered her body is rejecting the transplant.
I can only imagine its just as hard to take a face off slowly as it is to put one on.
She looks pretty good for getting her face ripped off by a chimp.
Poor lady!!

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You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#2
If my face was ripped off by a chimp or eaten by a nigger on bath salts I don't know if I'd go through with a face implant. I'd probably just wear a veil for the rest of my life. Poor woman is right.
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#3
A rejection after five years is pretty rare. There's more to this I suspect.
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#4
A co-worker of mine told another co-worker that if his face had been eaten off by a chimpanzee, and co-worker #2's face was the only option for a face transplant, he'd pass, and keep the mangled, chewed-up face instead.

We have such deeply profound conversations around here.
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#5
She seems like a cool lady.

I remember reading about her a few years ago. But, I didn't realize then that her transplant was funded by the Pentagon and military in hopes of learning more about how to treat soldiers with similar injuries, without the need for a lifetime of traditional anti-rejection drugs (which have serious side effects).

Too bad the experimental drugs didn't do the trick, but I'm glad the doctors believe she'll be okay after going back to the traditional anti-rejection drugs.
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#6


Poor woman :(

If a chimp or a high on bath salts nigger starting eating my face there would be no transplant. I'd die from a freakin' heart attack.
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#7
Me: "Hey, bath salts dude , are you hungry or something?"

Bathsalts guy: "Gnaw, man."
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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#8
God help her, enough is enough.
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#9
(05-04-2016, 05:27 PM)Duchess Wrote:
bath salts nigger

How'd you know my high school football team nickname?
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#10


Lucky guess.
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#11
(05-04-2016, 10:27 PM)Donovan Wrote: Me: "Hey, bath salts dude , are you hungry or something?"

Bathsalts guy: "Gnaw, man."

Did you ever watch the movie White Chicks? There is a part where the two black guys tell a group of white girls that it's ok to sing a song with the word nigger in it if no one else is around. Well this is kind of like that.

Bath salts nigger sounds way funnier than bath salts guy. It's ok Donovan, no one is going to have hurt feelings over it.
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#12
Saying words you think are naughty because no one is watching you and then giggling is what toddlers find funny. You should try and graduate at least to fart noises for your level of sophistication.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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#13


Sometimes it's fun to be juvenile. 50
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#14
I was talking to sally for scolding me on what she thought was PC behavior on my part. It just didn't occur to me that "nigger" was supposed to be the funny part. I was more amused at the horrifying level of munchies bath salts apparently creates.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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(05-07-2016, 11:22 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Sometimes it's fun to be juvenile. 50

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#16


hah What did you have to google to find that for me?
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#17
Farting baby monkey puppy.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#18
Farts are never not funny.
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#19
(05-07-2016, 08:49 PM)Donovan Wrote: Farts are never not funny.

Except in church, but then, I don't have to worry cuz I never go to Church......
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#20
farts in church are the funniest of all farts.
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