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Assholes in the news
Wouldn't that make kids wants to eat Twinkies? Twinkies aren't even a food for godssake. Everything in them is unpronounceable.

Maybe we need something like a daily weirdo thread. Sally, you're in charge.
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What an asshole -- beats up a child and gets his ass whooped by mom for trying to steal a toy.
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It's gotta be embarrassing to show up all over the media and YouTube for being such a Ding Dong.
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I hate what Twinkies have become almost as bad as when a Kardasion is yapping during a bikini photoshoot. That family has bod! But their mouth ruins the entire trip.
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(09-12-2018, 02:47 PM)Duchess Wrote: Wouldn't that make kids wants to eat Twinkies? Twinkies aren't even a food for godssake. Everything in them is unpronounceable.

Maybe we need something like a daily weirdo thread. Sally, you're in charge.

I should start one. On a daily basis the local news here has a story that makes you think WTF.
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hah The POTUS is taking flack for going on the TV News today and saying Hurricane Florence is Tremendously Big & Tremendously Wet! hah
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I just saw Mr. Wonderful in a News Interview, and he said:

I don't want to be too BRAGADOCIOUS of the great job I'm doing! I almost wet my pants laughing!! hah hah hah hah hah

(I'm waiting for the "media" to jump on that supercalifragilisticexpialidocious "new" word!)
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Porch Pirates are complete fucking assholes.

Twice now we've had packages delivered only to have them stolen from the porch. The first time, the asshole thief actually left the empty box in front of my driveway.

The second time, I was at home waiting for the package and the Fed Ex guy didn't even knock. When I checked the status and went outside to get it, there was nothing there. Sometimes I wonder if the delivery guys are part of the racket.

Anyway, all across the country, they're making off with thousands of people's on-line orders and gift deliveries every day. Police and consumers have started setting up stings and investing in new technology that scares off or captures the thieves on tape.
https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opin...story.html

The house we'll be renting in Arizona is serviced by Cox Cable/Internet. They have a package plan which contains the Smart Home program for like $5 more per month that monitors the front door from the customer's smart phone. I signed up for it.
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It'd be tempting to set up an obstacle course on the front lawn. Oh you stepped in a hole and broke your ankle? What a shame.
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(12-09-2018, 08:37 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Porch Pirates are complete fucking assholes.

Twice now we've had packages delivered only to have them stolen from the porch.  The first time, the asshole thief actually left the empty box in front of my driveway.  

The second time, I was at home waiting for the package and the Fed Ex guy didn't even knock.  When I checked the status and went outside to get it, there was nothing there.  Sometimes I wonder if the delivery guys are part of the racket.

Anyway, all across the country, they're making off with thousands of people's on-line orders and gift deliveries every day.  Police and consumers have started setting up stings and investing in new technology that scares off or captures the thieves on tape.
https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opin...story.html

The house we'll be renting in Arizona is serviced by Cox Cable/Internet.  They have a package plan which contains the Smart Home program for like $5 more per month that monitors the front door from the customer's smart phone.  I signed up for it.

Just get some Amazon boxes, fill them with all your leftover junk and put them on your porch. Throw a bag of dog-shit in for ambiance. 
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I have the ring hello doorbell, love and it was easy to install.
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