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(08-10-2017, 08:22 AM)Carsman Wrote: (08-09-2017, 11:29 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: (08-09-2017, 09:22 AM)Carsman Wrote: h
Guess no one else has a smoke alarm or fire extinguisher! 
I have a smoke alarm. But I usually have to take the battery out when it gets low because it constantly beeps. Then I usually forget to put a new battery in.
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"They" say, the rule of thumb is, change the battery each New Year's day. (Unless you buy a "5" year battery)
I'm too tired and hungover on New Year's Day to be bothered with changing batteries or pretty much anything else.
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Daylight savings time is usually the timemark to do that crap around here.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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I had such a vivid dream last night that I was having sex with one of this year's baseball moms.
Man, it was fantastic, and then I woke up.
Any meaning to it?
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It means you're a horny old goat.
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(08-10-2017, 09:40 PM)BigMark Wrote: It means you're a horny old goat.
Whew... if that's all...
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(08-10-2017, 09:10 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I had such a vivid dream last night that I was having sex with one of this year's baseball moms.
Man, it was fantastic, and then I woke up.
Any meaning to it?
You are dreaming of a baseball bat, and some balls and a deep intimate relationship with a mother. The next time you see her you should hand her a bat and ask her what she would like to do with it.
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What are the first three things you do when you get up in the morning? Hmmm?
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(08-22-2017, 06:10 PM)Duchess Wrote:
What are the first three things you do when you get up in the morning? Hmmm?
Urinate, wash my hands, make coffee
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I will let you know when I wake up tomorrow.
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I make myself a four egg omelet with sausage, extra cheese and a side of mayo, take a dump and watch Dallas.
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(08-22-2017, 06:10 PM)Duchess Wrote:
What are the first three things you do when you get up in the morning? Hmmm?
Sometimes I just lay there with deviant sexual thoughts for 5 min or so, get up sometimes trip over the cat or pet it on the head depends where the critter is. press the coffee button go back to bed and try and get some before I get dressed. Take a shower, drink coffee for an hour or so and read the paper.
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(08-11-2017, 03:13 AM)Love Child Wrote: (08-10-2017, 09:10 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I had such a vivid dream last night that I was having sex with one of this year's baseball moms.
Man, it was fantastic, and then I woke up.
Any meaning to it?
You are dreaming of a baseball bat, and some balls and a deep intimate relationship with a mother. The next time you see her you should hand her a bat and ask her what she would like to do with it.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Depends on the day. Sometimes my alarm clock is a beautiful naked woman.
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They sometimes leave the curtains open?
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(08-23-2017, 11:34 AM)Duchess Wrote:
I do.
You may now kiss the bride.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Or the Groom but leave the best man alone.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Kill the alarm, bathroom stuff SS&S, coffee. Sometimes Mouse is #1 or #2
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