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79 DAYS...
Midgets?
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Small children, you boob.
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29 days! Have you done anything to prepare? Anything? 29 days!

This is the best part of Christmas right now. I like what leads up to it more than the actual day.
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(11-26-2018, 05:21 PM)Duchess Wrote: 29 days! Have you done anything to prepare? Anything? 29 days!

This is the best part of Christmas right now. I like what leads up to it more than the actual day.

*gets drunk,passes out*

*hic* all set.
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Merry Christmas from the trump White House.   113

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Can't think of what to get my daughter. :(
(10-09-2018, 02:13 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: you believe men have the right and entitlement to molest and sexually assault minors and women.  

If HoTD doesn't agree with you politically you better humour her snowflake mentality or she will smear you for no good reason, like every other indoctrinated SJW. Liar and Slimeball. 
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(11-26-2018, 05:51 PM)Fry Guy Wrote: Can't think of what to get my daughter. :(

Money!


Bath & body products, music, candles, a large, plush faux fur throw, a horse.
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Christmas eve has always been my favorite day of the year.
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It's unbelievable how quickly this year flew by.  I say that every year and it's always true, more so this year than usual.

Christmas is less than a month off...........again.

I don't have the energy to pick out Christmas gifts for you all this year.  But, I do have one  in mind for you sal.  

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A boy squirrel named Daisy needs a rainbow bridge.  If he doesn't like it, Peanut probably will.
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Ready already!

Have all the Chotchkies, gift cards, and money in cards I need for all my friends & relatives.
(Still have to "wrap" the Chotchkies, gift cards go in a Christmas card.)

Anything else I may find is purely extra goodies.
Carsman: Loves Living Large

Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
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Daisy is already a little bitch and all the other squirrels knock him out of the tree, the last thing he needs to be seen climbing on is a rainbow bridge. Peanut would put it to good use, however.
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I wrapped gifts this afternoon and now I don't want to do anything else. I've been on the go for 12 hours. And I'm starving. I need a wife so bad.
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I bet if you did she would have glorious boobs with nuclear nipples.
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hah   Damn straight.
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I would like to watch several different versions of A Christmas Carol and I want to see the Grinch, the old cartoon one.
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I was just thinking of putting up a tree this weekend. maybe.
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Dooooo iiiiiittttt. You'll spread happiness.
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(12-05-2018, 06:41 PM)Maggot Wrote: I was just thinking of putting up a tree this weekend. maybe.

I believe you can order them already decorated right to your door. And the guy that delivers it will even make hot chocolate and sing christmas carols with the kids. It will save your sanity and your ticker.
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(12-05-2018, 06:12 PM)Duchess Wrote: I would like to watch several different versions of A Christmas Carol and I want to see the Grinch, the old cartoon one.

My favorite is the Mr. Magoo Dickens one.
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