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So whose the lucky bastard that gets their toilet clogged up on christmas day this year?
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(10-12-2018, 02:50 PM)sally Wrote: So whose the lucky bastard that gets their toilet clogged up on christmas day this year?
Me. We will probably just stay home and not go over to their house like last year. No big deal. They're going on a cruise for Thanksgiving so we just make our own plans then too.
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(02-02-2018, 02:17 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Hellooooo Kurt. Sexy Santa - Coming Christmas 2018

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Florida's Santa may not be sexy, but he's bringing Peanut a Brother for Christmas! hah


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Bow to the bow.
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Where did you get that second picture from? That guy looks just like my husband if he was 10 years older and 50 pounds heavier. Great, that's what I have to look forward to in 10 years.
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Looks like my hero, Tank Abbott.
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Better be Good, Don't be Bad! hah


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I will let the MOCK women in on a secret: For the man in your life, soul, pants, what he needs is a battery operated hedge trimmer. That's right, no more plugging in the extension cord over-reaching to hit that "last spot" then the cord unplugs bullshit. A battery operated hedge trimmer. And if you really want to send him over the edge, stuff a spare battery in his stocking.
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Ooohhhh I love my battery operated stuff.
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(10-13-2018, 02:29 PM)Duchess Wrote: Ooohhhh I love my battery operated stuff.

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For Christ sake don't get him all sweaty! 
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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If I get enough snow this year I'd like to slide down my driveway but I'm a little concerned about speed and the pond. At this moment in time it sounds like so much fun.
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According to the Farmers Almanac you need to buy another shovel.
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(10-13-2018, 03:49 PM)Maggot Wrote: the Farmers Almanac 

I recently bought that, it's laying on my coffee table right now and everyone who comes in thumbs through it. Funny the way some people really love the snow and others look horrified, makes me laugh. I used to have snow lust something fierce.
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Well it's "70" days until   Christmas! Mini xmas tree Santaani Deer

Got all your shopping done, or even start it yet?!

I picked up a few "Chocchcies" for the Grand Kids (It's a start)
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(10-15-2018, 01:43 PM)Carsman Wrote: Got all your shopping done, or even start it yet?!

I'm not done but I've got a lot accomplished. I'm so excited for the upcoming holiday season. Once Halloween is over, it's on! Yeah, baybay.
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68 days!

You're running out of time.
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I do my Christmas shopping at the gas station on rt 93 they have trinkets and stuff.You wouldn't believe haw far 30.00 goes there I can get an armfull of stuff.
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(10-17-2018, 01:41 PM)Maggot Wrote: I do my Christmas shopping at the gas station on rt 93 they have trinkets and stuff. 

You do not!

I'm curious to know if you buy your loved ones what they need or what they want. I know you were running around looking for a special game for your son one Christmas but do you buy the Professor what she wants or what she needs?
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(10-17-2018, 01:44 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-17-2018, 01:41 PM)Maggot Wrote: I do my Christmas shopping at the gas station on rt 93 they have trinkets and stuff. 

You do not!

I'm curious to know if you buy your loved ones what they need or what they want. I know you were running around looking for a special game for your son one Christmas but do you buy the Professor what she wants or what she needs?

She gets what she wants or needs all year round so we really don't get each other anything for Christmas.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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