HI THERE, CUTIE.

[Som Yung Ho]

Well thats your first mistake.

[sally]

You can buy a microwave hot dog steamer?

Yes for just four dollars and seventy six cents you can be a weenie steaming fool like Clang.

http://www.midlandhardware.com/213677.ht...AqmW8P8HAQ

Why would you buy a separate product to microwave your hot dogs? My regular microwave microwaves them just fine. I don't hold steamed food in very high esteam.

Stop playing stupid Clang, we all know you use it for something other than steaming hotdogs.

I'm not playing stupid. I don't even have any counter space for a wiener steamer. The little bit of counter space I have is used for the microwave. I don't even have room to use the juice smoothie blender my Dad won at the DMV Clambake.

No you idiot, you cram your underpants in the weiner steamer so when you put them on they're warm and moist. You want to feel like a woman don't you? I shouldn't have to explain this stuff to you.

[BigMark]

Hear that Duchess? MOIST!

[Clang McFly]

Yes for just four dollars and seventy six cents you can be a weenie steaming fool like Clang.

http://www.midlandhardware.com/213677.ht...AqmW8P8HAQ

Why would you buy a separate product to microwave your hot dogs? My regular microwave microwaves them just fine. I don't hold steamed food in very high esteam.

Stop playing stupid Clang, we all know you use it for something other than steaming hotdogs.

I'm not playing stupid. I don't even have any counter space for a wiener steamer. The little bit of counter space I have is used for the microwave. I don't even have room to use the juice smoothie blender my Dad won at the DMV Clambake.

No you idiot, you cram your underpants in the weiner steamer so when you put them on they're warm and moist. You want to feel like a woman don't you? I shouldn't have to explain this stuff to you.

You really do need to explain these things to me. I've never tried perfume and tried full makeup once(looked like a really bad drag queen), what would make you think I knew about women liking to walk around with warm, moist panties? FFS, I'm a 43 year old virgin whose last sexual experience(other than strip clubs and masturbation) was French kissing and over the clothes buttbone massaging almost 25 years ago

[BigMark]

T M mother fucking I.

[Duchess]

That's right baby.........we're going to the Trump inauguration ceremony!

You're on. The road to hell isn't far from here and we can be there in no time. We're going to wreak havoc, right? All within the law of course.

...aaaand we'll have an ah-mazing amount of room to get as close as we want. Hehehe

[BigMark]

You don't want to be in any big city on Friday.

[Duchess]

Yes, Mom, we're just goofing.

[Clang McFly]

T M mother fucking I.

What that you say? Tickle Mark, indefinitely?

Teehee. Ok.

[HairOfTheDog]

That's right baby.........we're going to the Trump inauguration ceremony!

You're on. The road to hell isn't far from here and we can be there in no time. We're going to wreak havoc, right? All within the law of course.

...aaaand we'll have an ah-mazing amount of room to get as close as we want. Hehehe

Oh yeah, we'll be wearing stylish red caps, NRA t-shirts............and trolling the hell outta that venue all incognito-like.

[Duchess]

I'd like to go furniture shopping for a new bedroom set, mine is looking a little outdated. Then I'd like to go out for lunch or brunch and drinks. Preferably seafood on the beach or river with a live band that plays some Creedence. Then we can go back to your place and fuck.

Nothing like buying a new bed AND getting to christen it. Oh my my.

I can be there in about 14 hrs. Wait for me, doll.

[Som Yung Ho]

I would like to change my reply please.

[Duchess]

What reply is that?

[Som Yung Ho]

My reply to our up coming date.

[Duchess]

My reply to our up coming date.

No! You're stuck with me! And you'll suck it up and like it too.

Just make a new reply, you boob.

[Som Yung Ho]

*Sob* call me a boob. I want to change out date plans. Since you are paying I would like to go holiday home shopping. Since you are paying Ill buy one. A big one. Maybe bigger than my house.

[Duchess]

I might be able to afford a family size tent with attached screen house.

[Som Yung Ho]

Including the land?

[Duchess]

No. I don't have 2 dimes to rub together now. I spent it all on your goddamn tent.

[Som Yung Ho]

Oh, thats ok. As long as its a flash tent.