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ASK SALLY ANYTHING
(02-01-2019, 11:32 AM)Duchess Wrote: Sally, why are the people here so stupid?

Probably high levels of lead and mercury in their systems.
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Sally why is it that a generation raised on South Park and Family Guy be such pussies?
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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You can't rely on poor Cartman to bare the weight of a whole generation of self entitled little idiots that were never taught any work ethics.
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(02-17-2019, 03:28 PM)sally Wrote: Probably high levels of lead and mercury in their systems.


They do eat a lot of fish & seafood around here. Hmmmm. Coincidence? I think not.
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(Yesterday, 01:53 PM)sally Wrote: a whole generation of self entitled little idiots that were never taught any work ethics.


Those parents don't even want their kids to experience failure! How the actual fuck are they going to learn how to navigate life? Man. I feel a rant about participation trophies comin' on now.   52
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Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
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If two women are in a Lesbian relationship and one decides to identify as man . . . are they now in a heterosexual relationship . . . IF they stay together?
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Well to kill two birds with one stone, they are much like Hawaii's interstate highways. They might not officially be considered an interstate highway or a hetero couple, but they are still built under those standards.
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The one with hairy pits is the man.
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I quit shaving my pits and my bush in an evil attempt to be mean to my husband. I got that sucker grown out and their are even some greys growing in down there. What do you think about that, bitch. I hope he pukes.
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That's hawt.
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(3 hours ago)sally Wrote: I quit shaving my pits and my bush in an evil attempt to be mean to my husband. I got that sucker grown out and their are even some greys growing in down there. What do you think about that, bitch. I hope he pukes.

Hirsute Sally, sounds like a great song title.
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of course in my day; that was just SOP. I'm used to it.
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(3 hours ago)sally Wrote: I quit shaving my pits and my bush in an evil attempt to be mean to my husband. I got that sucker grown out and their are even some greys growing in down there. What do you think about that, bitch. I hope he pukes.

If I was your husband I would pretend to like it, even if I didn't just to match your evil.
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pretend the hat is sallys granny panties































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