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THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY
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11-12-2018, 11:01 PM
(11-12-2018, 04:59 PM)Rootilda Wrote: Oh I dunno, he might enjoy having a toadstool shoved up his ass.

You probably like an assortment of fruit and vegetables up yours (bananas, eggplants, carrots, cucumbers, zuchinis and watermelons). Green grocer's best customer, am I right?
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11-12-2018, 11:56 PM
No food porn shaming or judging!
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11-12-2018, 11:58 PM
i'm totally surprised a half human half zucchini hasn't been conceived yet
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11-13-2018, 01:13 AM
(11-12-2018, 11:58 PM)BigMark Wrote: i'm totally surprised a half human half zucchini hasn't been conceived yet

It's not a matter of it never happening.

It's just that Humini couples face so much bigotry that they typically keep it on the down low and hide their Z-chromosome offspring.

Fortunately, one brave Humini family has courageously come out of the closet, planting the seed for other Huminis to follow suit.
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^ Meet Gordo Zucchinirini and his wife Jeannie Ann Miller-Zucchinirini.  

The happy couple married two years ago when Jeannie was in a vegetative state and went public with their unconventional love story in January, just before Jeannie gave birth to twins.
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11-13-2018, 01:14 AM
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^ Little Trini Zucchinirini and her brother Burt.   Love3
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11-13-2018, 06:23 AM
To be clear, this is nothing more than gossip right now but I'm hearing that trump intends to fire his Director of Homeland Security Kirstjen Nielsen. Such a shame, she caged kids for trump, you'd think that would buy some loyalty. Sarcastic
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11-13-2018, 09:43 AM
(11-13-2018, 06:23 AM)Duchess Wrote: To be clear, this is nothing more than gossip right now but I'm hearing that trump intends to fire his Director of Homeland Security Kirstjen Nielsen. Such a shame, she caged kids for trump, you'd think that would buy some loyalty. Sarcastic

Nielsen also stood in front of replaced border fencing last month, at the height of the pre-midterms migrant caravan fear-mongering charade, and repeatedly declared that the fence was the first phase of President Trump's (non-approved and non-funded) Wall.

Unless Trump removes her name from the fence plaque, she'll be forever associated with that incident.

Anyway, if Nielsen has any sense at all, she should be itching to get the hell out of the administration before the asylum-seeking migrant caravan reaches the Mexico/California border to be met by at least 5,100 military troops, in my opinion.
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11-13-2018, 12:40 PM
Today would be a good day for some indictments.
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11-13-2018, 05:17 PM
(11-13-2018, 06:23 AM)Duchess Wrote: To be clear, this is nothing more than gossip right now but I'm hearing that trump intends to fire his Director of Homeland Security Kirstjen Nielsen. Such a shame, she caged kids for trump, you'd think that would buy some loyalty. Sarcastic

Wasn't that Obama?
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11-13-2018, 05:49 PM
Looks like he will grow up to make some lucky lady very happy.
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11-13-2018, 07:19 PM
Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell - "Will Dems work with us, or simply put partisan politics ahead of the country". Oh God, I don't know which way to respond to this one.

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11-19-2018, 02:33 AM
I fell behind. I was trying to see all of the coverage I could of Trump's visit over seas, but I missed that. Then I wanted to see all the coverage I could see about his visit to CA-I stopped when I heard him say, "I want great climate. We are going to have forests that are very safe."
And then the raking leaves comment.
To be a feminist is simply to believe that everybody should be treated equally, regardless of sex. It means you think that there should be equality of the sexes economically, socially, politically and personally. When you put it like that, it’s surely difficult for anybody to deny being a feminist. But for such a simple concept, it is often dramatically misunderstood.



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11-19-2018, 12:48 PM
(11-19-2018, 02:33 AM)Love Child Wrote: And then the raking leaves comment.

The Finnish president had to make a public statement saying he never discussed raking leaves with trump. It's not unusual for the prez to be an international laughingstock but today an entire country is trolling him. "MAKE AMERICA RAKE AGAIN". hah  It's funny and pathetic and somewhat horrifying that this is the president of the United States of America.

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11-20-2018, 03:46 AM
An entire country? Do you mean that literally? No, not really?
How many in that whole country trolled him? Completely negligible amount?
I agree that is funny. The ideological partisanship I mean.
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11-20-2018, 05:59 AM
Yeah, Fry Guy, it was the whole country. They took to the streets with rakes. It was a sight to behold.
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11-20-2018, 06:45 AM
...and now the Canadians are gettin' in on it and they took it up a notch. Screw the rakes, they use their Roombas on the forest floor. That's a sight to behold too.  
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11-20-2018, 11:13 AM
(11-20-2018, 05:59 AM)Duchess Wrote: Yeah, Fry Guy, it was the whole country. They took to the streets with rakes. It was a sight to behold.

Over 5.5 million rake bearing Finns. Quite an imagination. Strange narrative.
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11-20-2018, 11:24 AM
Jesus.
To be a feminist is simply to believe that everybody should be treated equally, regardless of sex. It means you think that there should be equality of the sexes economically, socially, politically and personally. When you put it like that, it’s surely difficult for anybody to deny being a feminist. But for such a simple concept, it is often dramatically misunderstood.



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11-20-2018, 11:45 AM
That's rakist.
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11-20-2018, 05:48 PM
Strange how nobody is talking about the caravan here. I guess out of sight, out of mind. The Mexicans want the caravan deported back to their own countries. It's getting sketchy in Tijuana.
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