Dodgy online traders.
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This dicks sent me about 5 messages telling me all sorts to get me to cancel my dispute and get a refund. He even told me that I can cancel it and reopen it. Hummm... Hes pretty close to telling me they will shoot his kids if I don't. So this is my reply.

Hi,

I'm sorry friend my version doesn't have a cancel button. But its ok. I talked with your boss and you won't have any problem if you refund my money. In fact your boss told me that he would give you a pay rise and a new car and a white girl if you refund me. Wow! Thats cool! Also by refunding me you will get 100 more customers. You are so lucky. So go ahead and hit that refund. I look forward to it. Thank you my dear friend. XOXOXO.
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