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IT'S EASTER WEEKEND!
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Are you cooking a goat? A lamb? Bend over!
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#2
I actually get to have my boy come over tomorrow. GF is still out of town helping her parents so the cooking is on me for myself, my son, and her daughter. Got honey glazed ham, some cheesy garlic mashed potatoes, corn, fresh broccoli, and a white strawberry-topped cake. Maybe some ice cream. Gonna be delicious.
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#3
I was going to go to my oldest brother's house for Easter Dinner with my Dad and my brother, but my Dad has trouble getting around these days and apparently last time I was there I accidentally over flowed his toilet so he doesn't want us using the bathroom while were there. He doesn't want us putting stress on his plumbing, so I'm not going and I'll have a stress free Easter.

So now me and my brother are going to Golden Corral for Easter and we'll stop somewhere and get Dad something to eat.
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#4
Use scissors.
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#5
I don't know now because my daughter is invited to an Easter egg hunt at the park at 1:30 and that kind of interferes with anything that I would be cooking. We'll probably just goes out to eat.
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#6
Quite a few of my vendors are off today because of Good Friday and I'm going to my in-laws to have dinner and play foosball. Probably drink some wine.
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#7
I had Baked Tuna Collar with some Coronas.
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#8
Going to the Perot.
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#9


I love black jelly beans.
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#10
Dinner went pretty well, all things considered. Left the broccoli on the steamer too long, I hate overcooked vegetables. Food was palatable but not spectacular.
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#11


Can you recall the Easter baskets of your childhood? My Mom filled a basket for me right up until I left home for the last time. There was no candy though, I got things like a pair of sunglasses, bath & body stuff, maybe a CD or two, things like that.

Man. We have some weird customs, don't we. A man sized rabbit that comes in the dead of night, a fairy that arrives the same way and takes your baby teeth, a fat, bearded man that comes down your chimney while everyone is sleeping, etc. That's some weird shit right there.
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#12
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HAPPY EASTER, to those that celebrate it. Priest
Carsman: Loves Living Large

Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
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#13
He has Risen! Panic
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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(03-31-2018, 03:21 PM)Donovan Wrote: Dinner went pretty well, all things considered. Left the broccoli on the steamer too long, I hate overcooked vegetables. Food was palatable but not spectacular.

Aren't you supposed to eat easter dinner on easter?
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#15
Nevermind i just saw that you had your son there yesterday so i guess thats why you did it early.
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#16
I made spinach, cheese, and ham omlets for my adult family members yesterday and chocolate chip bunny-shaped pancakes for the kids.

We hit the road this morning at 2:00 and were set to meet friends in the city for breakfast at 9:30a.m. Kurt and his wife were supposed to cook for 6 of us at their house. But, those part-time agnostics apparently started celebrating Jesus's resurrection last night and everyone was hungover and/or crashed at the house when we rolled up. So, I had a Bloody Mary there and then got my niece a croissant breakfast at Jack N the Box before dropping her at work.

My niece's boyfriend lives in Canada. He sent her a fancy Easter Basket which was delivered yesterday. Unfortunately, we were out of town and some asshole stole it and left the empty box in front of our garage. I haven't told her yet. I really miss the Bougainvillea covering the front of the house. We never had any problems with deliveries getting swiped before.
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#17
I bet Santa Rabbit ate it.
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(04-01-2018, 01:31 PM)sally Wrote: Nevermind i just saw that you had your son there yesterday so i guess thats why you did it early.

This, and also my other charge is not technically my kid so I was allowing for the possibility her dad would want to come collect her for the actual day. I'm not a huge stickler for the real day being a thing, not like I put a whole lot of stock in the whole Jesus thing.
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