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One Liner "Blonde Jokes"
#21
These Blonde Jokes are for Aussie, to show there is no prejudice! hah


Q: What do you call a Chestnut Hair Woman in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.

Q: Why do  Silver Hair Women always want boob jobs?
A: Because it's the only job they are qualified for.

Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a Woman with Black Hair?
A: There is a stamp on it.


 
Carsman: Loves Living Large

Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
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#22
(08-07-2018, 11:44 PM)Carsman Wrote: These Blonde Jokes are for Aussie, to show there is no prejudice! hah


Q: What do you call a Chestnut Hair Woman in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.

Q: Why do  Silver Hair Women always want boob jobs?
A: Because it's the only job they are qualified for.

Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a Woman with Black Hair?
A: There is a stamp on it.


 

Maybe it's a language barrier or because I currently have blonde in my hair. But.....I didn't get any of those. You did that deliberately to try and fuck me up in the brain.
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#23
(08-08-2018, 10:06 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(08-07-2018, 11:44 PM)Carsman Wrote: These Blonde Jokes are for Aussie, to show there is no prejudice! hah


Q: What do you call a Chestnut Hair Woman in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.

Q: Why do  Silver Hair Women always want boob jobs?
A: Because it's the only job they are qualified for.

Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a Woman with Black Hair?
A: There is a stamp on it.


 

Maybe it's a language barrier or because I currently have blonde in my hair. But.....I didn't get any of those. You did that deliberately to try and fuck me up in the brain.

Well then, My work is done!  hah


( Ok Aussie, they are still "Blonde" jokes, that I changed them into other color women's hair to appease you.)
Carsman: Loves Living Large

Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
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#24
(08-08-2018, 07:12 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(08-08-2018, 10:06 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(08-07-2018, 11:44 PM)Carsman Wrote: These Blonde Jokes are for Aussie, to show there is no prejudice! hah


Q: What do you call a Chestnut Hair Woman in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.

Q: Why do  Silver Hair Women always want boob jobs?
A: Because it's the only job they are qualified for.

Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a Woman with Black Hair?
A: There is a stamp on it.

Maybe it's a language barrier or because I currently have blonde in my hair. But.....I didn't get any of those. You did that deliberately to try and fuck me up in the brain.

Well then, My work is done!  hah


( Ok Aussie, they are still "Blonde" jokes, that I changed them into other color women's hair to appease you.)
It could be argued that I was already fucked in the head.  hah
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#26
Was that a good one Duch?
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#27
hah   Yeah, made me laugh out loud.
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