SAFETY FIRST ;)
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(07-15-2018, 04:16 PM)BigMark Wrote: Then he eats them.


Sonofabitch *gags* bastard
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#22
(07-15-2018, 04:16 PM)BigMark Wrote: Then he eats them.

Um...no....er....maybe?
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#23
(07-15-2018, 04:32 PM)sally Wrote: He should stick them on the steering wheel so his brother gets a nice little surprise when he takes the car.

I don't know why I have to tell him this stuff.

But...they're so salty and delicious...er...I mean whaaaaaaaat? That's so disgusting.
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#24
(07-15-2018, 03:47 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Knock it off, you're never going to get a date if she sees you picking your nose. Treat it like breastfeeding, take that shit to the bathroom.

Sarcastic

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Next your going to stop biting my fingernails and eating them.
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#25
I don't really care what people do in their car, it's when they have to do it at a stop light and they don't pay attention to the road that pisses me off. Drive and pay attention to lights, pedestrians, other drivers and leave the fucking phone down or anything else that distracts them from paying attention. Driving is not a secondary function when they are the driver for fucks sake.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#26
(07-14-2018, 06:35 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(07-14-2018, 06:10 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(07-14-2018, 09:23 AM)Maggot Wrote: Sometimes early in the morning I come to a red light, if there is nobody on the road I just go.


My boss does that no matter the time of day. She used to look at me and say HANG ON. Fuckin' aye. I can't express how much I hated that. I've got a ton of stories like that. It took me years to finally tell her that I won't ride with her any more.

I don't like driving with my brother either. He stops short, glances down at his phone instead of watching the road, drives way too fast and crazy, and makes illegal U-turns. On second thought, maybe I should start wearing a seatbelt.
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Forget the seatbelt!

You just listed "5 hazardous" things that your Bro does (in "your" car) that should make you not let "him drive you", and or you to not "lend him" your car!

When he has an accident, (and he will, it's just a matter of time) you will be sued as well as him, he had the accident, but it's in "your car"! Not to mention, you'll be without a car!
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#27
(07-15-2018, 07:39 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(07-14-2018, 06:35 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(07-14-2018, 06:10 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(07-14-2018, 09:23 AM)Maggot Wrote: Sometimes early in the morning I come to a red light, if there is nobody on the road I just go.


My boss does that no matter the time of day. She used to look at me and say HANG ON. Fuckin' aye. I can't express how much I hated that. I've got a ton of stories like that. It took me years to finally tell her that I won't ride with her any more.

I don't like driving with my brother either. He stops short, glances down at his phone instead of watching the road, drives way too fast and crazy, and makes illegal U-turns. On second thought, maybe I should start wearing a seatbelt.
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Forget the seatbelt!

You just listed "5 hazardous" things that your Bro does (in "your" car) that should make you not let "him drive you", and or you to not "lend him" your car!

When he has an accident, (and he will, it's just a matter of time) you will be sued as well as him, he had the accident, but it's in "your car"! Not to mention, you'll be without a car!

Yeah I know I shouldn't let him drive my car but I like feeling like I'm rich and he's my chauffeur.
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