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Did you leave your dick at the post office?
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It was asking for you.
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Aww, it's lost!
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#3
Please send it C.O.D. (Cock Out for Dicklivery).
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#4
Did Richard get stuck in the revolving door again?
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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(07-20-2018, 06:09 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Aww, it's lost!

Poor thing.  

I hope it doesn't lose its head.

The importance of return addresses on all packages cannot be overstated.  Smiley_emoticons_smile
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(07-20-2018, 11:19 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I hope it doesn't lose its head.

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Prickly Dick!
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