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I fall hard and fast
#21
sally Wrote:One too many long island iced teas at the lego land bar last night. But gay people really do annoy me, along with the rest of the world. Dont even get me started about all the mexicans here, they have no manners at all. They butt right in front of you in line.

Pics of you drunk at the lego land bar?
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#22
(07-24-2018, 02:48 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote:
(07-24-2018, 02:22 PM)sally Wrote: One too many long island iced teas at the lego land bar last night. But...........

A close relative of mine would use that excuse. He would say, I was drunk last night, what's your excuse?  
It was my excuse for the poor typing, nothing else.
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#23
(07-24-2018, 02:52 PM)Duchess Wrote: Yeah, but what about Sally being drunk at Lego Land. Lego Land!

I picture her as a drunken Godzilla stumbling through all those mini cities.
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#24
You have to delete the http:// before you paste the video link Mr. McFly, ya slacker!  Smiley_emoticons_smile



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#25
I'm sorry Clang. I'm today's dumbass.

I see now that you weren't calling Big Sal a slacker; the slacker video link is your sig line.

Anyway, it's a good song.
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#26
(07-24-2018, 08:05 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I'm sorry Clang.  I'm today's dumbass.

I see now that you weren't calling Big Sal a slacker; the slacker video link is your sig line.

Anyway, it's a good song.

Sal's not the slacker. That's me. Clang the fat fuck slacker.

Well not as true, now that I have a job. That 3 years in I don't want to shove up mine or anyone's anus.
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#27
I was grumpy and not in the mood for Sally's opinions.
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#28
There was opinions voiced in this thread? Damn must have missed it , last thing I read was something about Love and a girlfriend. Then my mind just kinda wandered.
Beer drinking, gun toting, Bike riding,
womanizing, sex fiend, sexist, asshole !
Don't like it? Well than F.U !!!!!!!!!
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#29
Just keep it there. That is more pleasant.
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#30
How did I not post this song earlier in the thread?


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#31
(07-26-2018, 09:17 PM)Love Child Wrote: I was grumpy and not in the mood for Sally's opinions.

Big Sal can be a hardass alright.  It could have been worse though.

At least she didn't tell you to shove a lit cigarette or a lesbian up your fucking ass or anything.

Sal's told me to stick a number of things up my fucking ass when we didn't see eye to eye.  It was a real pain cramming Kaitlyn Bruce Jenner up in there.  I was definitely butthurt over that one.  ')
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#32
Maybe you should just stick clangs dick up your ass you fucking bitch. If it ends your goddamn novels everyone will be happy.
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#33
I couldnt really type that with a straight face.
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#34
(07-28-2018, 12:18 AM)sally Wrote: Maybe you should just stick clangs dick up your ass you fucking bitch. If it ends your goddamn novels everyone will be happy.

(07-28-2018, 12:20 AM)sally Wrote: I couldnt really type that with a straight face.
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Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch  That Long Island Ice Tea must last a long time! hah hah hah
Carsman: Loves Living Large

Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
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#35
(07-28-2018, 12:18 AM)sally Wrote: Maybe you should just stick clangs dick up your ass you fucking bitch. If it ends your goddamn novels everyone will be happy.

Except me, I'll have bleach on my dick (those California girls and their anal bleaching) and I'll be miserable that I spelunked the wrong cave.
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#36
Holy fuck you weirder than me.
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#37
(07-28-2018, 11:17 AM)BigMark Wrote: Holy fuck you weirder than me.

Yeah I know. 


Most of the time I rein in my weirdness and grossness because I love you guys. Then there are times when I listen to that little voice that says "Aw fuck it, just post it!"
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#38
(07-28-2018, 12:36 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Most of the time I rein in my weirdness and grossness because I love you guys. Then there are times when I listen to that little voice that says "Aw fuck it, just post it!"

Yes, just post it! I'm encouraging you to!
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#39
(07-28-2018, 12:39 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(07-28-2018, 12:36 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Most of the time I rein in my weirdness and grossness because I love you guys. Then there are times when I listen to that little voice that says "Aw fuck it, just post it!"

Yes, just post it! I'm encouraging you to!

Don't say stuff you're going to end up regretting. 

Well ok then. But you've been warned.

When I scare Aussie off, don't blame me.
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#40
I like being in control of my own thoughts, so I can concentrate on taking care of business. It's hard when you love someone and they are playing either hard to get or like Putin is doing to Trump, just playing ya. That's a major minefield of mind fuck. I hate that.

When your heart is safe, you can relax with the person you care about. It's rare. I remember in the 90s being bereft with chronic loneliness.
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