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#61
(08-02-2018, 10:09 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-02-2018, 10:16 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(08-02-2018, 09:24 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: The avi is awesome Clang. Pay her no mind.

Clang and I have a bond you will never understand. I hope you are still not supporting Trump and at least love your country enough to realize you were lied to and betrayed, and have traitor/s to deal with.

Is that the bond where you tell me to live my life right? Don't worry Aussie you're still number one....but Clang just wants to have fun!

How's your job going?
Have you made friends?
How are your parents?
No harm in having fun and being silly. I'm the Queen of Silly. 
Are you still frocking up these days? Or was it a fad that has now passed.
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#62
(08-02-2018, 11:23 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(08-02-2018, 10:09 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-02-2018, 10:16 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(08-02-2018, 09:24 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: The avi is awesome Clang. Pay her no mind.

Clang and I have a bond you will never understand. I hope you are still not supporting Trump and at least love your country enough to realize you were lied to and betrayed, and have traitor/s to deal with.

Is that the bond where you tell me to live my life right? Don't worry Aussie you're still number one....but Clang just wants to have fun!

How's your job going?
Have you made friends?
How are your parents?
No harm in having fun and being silly. I'm the Queen of Silly. 
Are you still frocking up these days? Or was it a fad that has now passed.

Job is going good. Not on the phones as intended, but I answer emails, do correspondence, and suspend registrations when I need to issue a corrected title with a lien holder or to the correct owner and need the incorrect title back to void.

A few friends. My nickname is Dan Dan the Dancing Man. Because I'm quiet and reserved at work and let loose at the DMV Gala and Clambake(which is tomorrow/later today)

Mom dead for the past 4 years, Dad will probably be dead soon or with his luck last a few more years.

I'm the Minister of Silly Walks.

I just bought a female mask that I wasted $40 on(it was too small) and I just bought two new dresses from JCPenney. A St Moritz velour long sleeve A-line dress and a Project Runway zipper front dress. I have yet to try on the red wig I bought awhile back from Amazon.
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#63
That reminds me of "silence of the lambs II"   [Image: hqdefault.jpg]
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#64
(08-03-2018, 12:32 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Job is going good. Not on the phones as intended, but I answer emails, do correspondence, and suspend registrations when I need to issue a corrected title with a lien holder or to the correct owner and need the incorrect title back to void.

A few friends. My nickname is Dan Dan the Dancing Man. Because I'm quiet and reserved at work and let loose at the DMV Gala and Clambake(which is tomorrow/later today)

Mom dead for the past 4 years, Dad will probably be dead soon or with his luck last a few more years.

I'm the Minister of Silly Walks.

I just bought a female mask that I wasted $40 on(it was too small) and I just bought two new dresses from JCPenney. A St Moritz velour long sleeve A-line dress and a Project Runway zipper front dress. I have yet to try on the red wig I bought awhile back from Amazon.
Thanks for sharing that Clang. It sounds like things are cruising along. You sound happy enough, you don't sound isolated or down. I don't like the sound of your father passing soon. Just take good care of him and let him know he is valuable and you will be surprised how much that will impact positively on his overall health, and your quality of life.
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#65
(08-03-2018, 06:02 AM)Maggot Wrote: That reminds me of "silence of the lambs II"   [Image: hqdefault.jpg]

No shit, it all sounded fairly normal up until the female mask. WTF Clang?
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#66
Wasn't Ramsey supposed to meet Clang once? She's not been around since then, I hope she's not down in his basement being fattened up for a skin suit.
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#67
I was picturing more of a Mrs. Doubtfire type mask on Clang. But, the possibilities are endless.

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Don't keep us guessing Clang, you tease.

Are you looking to temporarily become an older nanny, a blonde bombshell, an Asian babe, a foxy black chick.......or what?
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#68
I think I might be scared if I saw that shit on a man walking towards me.
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#69
Yeah, those masks are a little scary looking.

But, the deluxe Kim Kardashian mask is perfect and not scary at all.

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If he pads his ass with 50 pounds of pillows, Clang could maybe even fool Kanye.
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#70
Although............now that I think about it, fooling Kanye like that could be dangerous and a pain in the ass for Clang. Not a good idea.
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#71
(08-03-2018, 12:18 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Yeah, those masks are a little scary looking.

But, the deluxe Kim Kardashian mask is perfect and not scary at all.

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If he pads his ass with 50 pounds of pillows, Clang could maybe even fool Kanye.

Holy fuckity fuck. Maytee? Dat u? Ahahahaha!

That is so freaky. I don't think this is a good look. *shudders*
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#72
I was flipping through the channels yesterday and decided to watch the Kardashians for a second. Their coffee table somehow got scratched and Kim said that if Kanye sees this he's going to kill me. So yeah, Kanye seems to be a bit of a hot head. I think that would be very dangerous for Clang.
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#73
hah Oh shit.  That Kardashian mask really does look like Maytee.
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#74
What if your significant other wanted you to wear one of those for some hot buttery monkey love?
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#75
(08-03-2018, 01:37 PM)BigMark Wrote: What if your significant other wanted you to wear one of those for some hot buttery monkey love?

For me, that would be a weird and insulting turn off.

I’d probably say ‘sure’, put on the mask, get him going, start calling him my ex’s name, and then abruptly boot him. Or, I’d just boot him from the get.

I’m not married with dependent children though.
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#76
(08-03-2018, 06:11 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: For me, that would be a weird and insulting turn off.

You ain't kiddin'. Here babe, put this mask on. I want to fuck you hard while pretending you're someone else. *POW* Right in da kissa.

Not really, I'm not violent but...
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#77
(08-03-2018, 10:35 AM)sally Wrote: Wasn't Ramsey supposed to meet Clang once?  She's not been around since then, I hope she's not down in his basement being fattened up for a skin suit.

Don't be ridiculous. 

*takes a sip of Ramseycat brand breast milk*

The right tit milk is the best, the left tit milk has gone sour. I might have to release her soon.
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#78
(08-03-2018, 11:32 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I was picturing more of a Mrs. Doubtfire type mask on Clang. But, the possibilities are endless.

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Don't keep us guessing Clang, you tease.

Are you looking to temporarily become an older nanny, a blonde bombshell, an Asian babe, a foxy black chick.......or what?

It was a bald female mask from Amazon that I was going to pair with my red wig. The seller was called ifetish. Should have clued me into the fact the mask would be too small. I guess my lazy ass will need to learn makeup after all.
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#79
What about just a wig?
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#80
If it was one of my wigs I wear on rare occasions, no problem.

But if he asked me to wear a wig to resemble some specific person or to change my look altogether, it would still be a hard ‘no’.

And before you ask..............if he asked me to wear a bag over my head, also a ‘no’. ;
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