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Let's all talk about manspaining
#61
(12-07-2018, 03:56 PM)Duchess Wrote: Do you sleep in your bra, Clang?
Sometimes. I've even slept wearing a comfy dress and pantyhose. Also naked.
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#62
(12-07-2018, 03:59 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Sometimes. I've even slept wearing a comfy dress and pantyhose. Also naked.

What's your favorite feminine article of clothing?
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#63
(12-07-2018, 12:17 PM)BigMark Wrote: Dude, Clang is in the room.

Well at least i wouldn't get called a he-man woman hater if I bounced elastic bands of the freaking things. 
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#64
(12-07-2018, 04:01 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(12-07-2018, 03:59 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Sometimes. I've even slept wearing a comfy dress and pantyhose. Also naked.

What's your favorite feminine article of clothing?
I think it's a toss up between bras and pantyhose. Leggings are good too. Comfier than sweatpants.
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#65
See, fer chrissakes man!
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#66
What's your favorite feminine article of clothing? Huh, Mark?
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#67
What you got?
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#68
Nothing as sexy as what Clang has.
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#69
This.


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#70
Clang would look like crazy lucid nightmares in that.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#71
Don't open a pm from him.
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#72
(12-08-2018, 05:29 PM)Maggot Wrote: Clang would look like crazy lucid nightmares in that.
:( *cancels Amazon order*

I should show you the lacy teddy/romper I bought from adoreme.com. it's bad...real bad. *cancels account*

Seriously though I have some cheap sexy stuff I'm considering buying from Amazon.Cant wait to model it for you, Maggotyboo. I love when they flirt and tease and play hard to please.
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#73
I hope you model it for all us of Clang. I wanna see too.

You'll keep it kinda classy, I hope. That's the key to the ultimate flirt and tease play.

Too raunchy or tacky is just cheap and screams, "easy pickins!".
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#74
For example, in my opinion:

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^ too tacky to be sexy

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^sorta raunchy and probably a pain in the ass (in more ways than one)

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^classy sexy, perfect for the flirt-tease seduction
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#75
(12-08-2018, 09:18 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(12-08-2018, 05:29 PM)Maggot Wrote: Clang would look like crazy lucid nightmares in that.
:( *cancels Amazon order*

I should show you the lacy teddy/romper I bought from adoreme.com. it's bad...real bad. *cancels account*

Seriously though I have some cheap sexy stuff I'm considering buying from Amazon.Cant wait to model it for you, Maggotyboo. I love when they flirt and tease and play hard to please.

I am ordering brain bleach. (Made by the same people the gave us Bleach bit TM)
(10-09-2018, 02:13 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: you believe men have the right and entitlement to molest and sexually assault minors and women.  

If HoTD doesn't agree with you politically you better humour her snowflake mentality or she will smear you for no good reason, like every other indoctrinated SJW. Liar and Slimeball. 
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#76
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins so I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat
Someone keeps sayin' I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you read
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park
Yo, cut it
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me? (double barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
The forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
'Cause one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
One's got on the pole shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose job
The daytime crap with the folksinger slop
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing
You can't get it right if you can't relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite
That's chokin' on the splinters
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(Get crazy with the Cheeze Whiz)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(Drive-by body pierce)
Soy
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(I can't believe you)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(Sprechen Sie Deutche, baby)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(Know what I'm sayin'?)
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#77
(12-08-2018, 11:12 PM)Fry Guy Wrote:
(12-08-2018, 09:18 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(12-08-2018, 05:29 PM)Maggot Wrote: Clang would look like crazy lucid nightmares in that.
:( *cancels Amazon order*

I should show you the lacy teddy/romper I bought from adoreme.com. it's bad...real bad. *cancels account*

Seriously though I have some cheap sexy stuff I'm considering buying from Amazon.Cant wait to model it for you, Maggotyboo. I love when they flirt and tease and play hard to please.

I am ordering brain bleach. (Made by the same people the gave us Bleach bit TM)
I'll order the brain bleach from Amazon when I order the sexy mentionables. My Uncle Farmer Joe will be so happy. what brain flavor do you want? It comes in Cow, Pig, Turkey, and Butt.
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#78
(12-08-2018, 10:24 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I hope you model it for all us of Clang. I wanna see too.

You'll keep it kinda classy, I hope. That's the key to the ultimate flirt and tease play.

Too raunchy or tacky is just cheap and screams, "easy pickins!".
I'll model it for you all eventually. Maggotyboo gets a privates showing first. Classy for you, HOTD. Ranch-y and wacky for Maggotyboo.
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#79
There is nothing to fear but fear itself.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#80
(12-09-2018, 12:26 PM)Maggot Wrote: There is nothing to fear but fear itself.
hah
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