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Let's all talk about manspaining
#1
You can go first Hair of the Dog.

As much information and explanation as you like.

Please too tell me how it feels, hearing mansplaining.
I never used to finish sentences but now....
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#2
Already in your cups?
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#3
She really hit a sore spot when she said that to you!  hah I myself think its when a man is sitting in a lawn chair in shorts and his balls have fallen between the web of the seat, dangling in the wind. Women hate it because men could care less about such silly little things that they think is just normal. A subjective definition.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#4
(09-14-2018, 08:36 AM)Maggot Wrote: I myself think its when a man is sitting in a lawn chair in shorts and his balls have fallen between the web of the seat, dangling in the wind.

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I'm considering what my reaction would be if I ever saw that.
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#5
(09-14-2018, 08:36 AM)Maggot Wrote: She really hit a sore spot when she said that to you!  hah I myself think its when a man is sitting in a lawn chair in shorts and his balls have fallen between the web of the seat, dangling in the wind. Women hate it because men could care less about such silly little things that they think is just normal. A subjective definition.

No, not at all. I rather think she is a snowflake.

I do not know much of her BUT I know when I was disagreeing she went to gender and played the victim. My explaining a different view is me mansplaining. It is social justice speak. Up there with Broappriations, manslamming, Manterruptions and manspreading.

It is the wordplay of oppressed snowflakes. The oppressive men are part of a Partiarchy that collectively oppress women and they do this by explaining their positions and spreading their legs and so on. Everything is a trigger. Safe spaces are necessary.

It is the place of victims and oppressors and the ones who go to the gendered politics are playing the part of the oppressed.

She is a snowflake. THAT is mockworthy. I think it is fun.
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#6
Haha!  ^ The irony.    11

Here's some good news for you FryGuy -- you're a winner, twice over.

You've just stolen the trophy for 'overreactive poster victimhood' from my friend aussie.  

And, you've also robbed Cynical Ninja of the 'obsessive-aggressive bawl-bag' blue ribbon.

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#7
I have yet to read, hear , see anything that would give any man a clue on how to explain women. The best advise I have found is to smile say, Ummm OK, and then just move on. Thats why when I see a pussy hat I just smile and say Ummmmm OK then just move on.
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#8
At least he didn’t nab the

Amazing Breasts Connoisseur of the Year award.

I wrested that away from Duchess back in ‘11 and have won every year since.

Very proud, as I’m sure you can tell.
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#9
(09-14-2018, 10:10 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Haha!  ^ The irony.    11

Here's some good news for you FryGuy -- you're a winner, twice over.

You've just stolen the trophy for 'overreactive poster victimhood' from my friend aussie.  

And, you've also robbed Cynical Ninja of the 'obsessive-aggressive bawl-bag' blue ribbon.

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OMG This is hilarious!
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#10
(09-14-2018, 02:55 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: At least he didn’t nab the

Amazing Breasts Connoisseur of the Year award.

I wrested that away from Duchess back in ‘11 and have won every year since.

Very proud, as I’m sure you can tell.

I'm proud to hold the Crossdressing Fat Fuck Weirdo Award. And hope to one day wrest the Biggest Breasts award away from sally.
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#11
Well you already nabbed the biggest vagina award so fuck it.
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#12
(09-14-2018, 10:10 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Haha!  ^ The irony.    11

Here's some good news for you FryGuy -- you're a winner, twice over.

You've just stolen the trophy for 'overreactive poster victimhood' from my friend aussie.  

And, you've also robbed Cynical Ninja of the 'obsessive-aggressive bawl-bag' blue ribbon.

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How I managed that, I do not know, my snowflake friend. You, not she, appears to be the trophy holder.

One of us view gender through an victim-oppressor lens. That is not me, it is you, Snowflake. Wear it, revel in it, marinate in it.

OR

Alternatively, what you COULD do IF you felt threatened by your own expression of your snowflake vitimisation, is to psychologically project. That would be another choice. Pretend I was somehow playing to gendered victimsed oppression narratives and tapping into a cringeworthy social justice ideology. Pretend perhaps that I was.....I dunno.....a trophy holder of said victimised ideology and virtue signal your rejection of victimsation. If done well and if you play to the right audience, you could almost convince yourself the truth of the lie.

Doesn't fool me and I do not think it conivnces anyone. But I DO expect your friends and allies to back you and make you feel better and tell you that you are right. Snowflakes are all about that. Well that safe spaces and being a brave warrior against oppression. That too.

Do you think that project worked, Snowflake?
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#13
Well, FryGuy, what I think is that you're off your fucking rocker.

I don't care what names you call me, even if you believe your bullshit is true.

Anyway, while I find your obsession with me to be weird and boring, I am glad you have a platform to vent your frustrations and you're easy enough to skip past.
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#14
If I had to pick snowflakes in Mock you wouldn't even make the list.

Mock snowflakes, more often than not, have always been men. 
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#15
Hey, snowflakes are beautiful, unique and pure.  I am too a snowflake goddamn it!!!   16
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#16
(09-15-2018, 11:19 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Hey, snowflakes are beautiful, unique and pure.  I am too a snowflake goddamn it!!!   16

hah I agree that you're beautiful, unique & pure...

...but unless you ragequit or say you need a Mock break I'm not going to view you as a political snowflake. You're always the voice of reason.
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#17
(09-14-2018, 10:58 PM)sally Wrote: Well you already nabbed the biggest vagina award so fuck it.

Hmmm....if I fucked my own vagina, would I still be a virgin?
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#18
If?      hah
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#19
Trump is the biggest snowflake ever.
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#20
He's a fucking Blizzard.
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