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This week you will be touched......
#1
>>>>>By the President as he sends out a Presidential alert to all cell phones. Thursday everyone with a cell phone will get a message from your President. That is all.  Blowing-kisses
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#2
Turn off your emergency alerts, Mockers...unless you're Maggot and Mark, they'll lurve getting a phone call from the deranged grandpa.
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#3
It will probably be at 3:00 in the fucking morning too.
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#4
WTH is the message for anyway, to remind the nation of what a tremendous job he is doing?
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#5
I don't care who the fuck you are, DON'T GROUP TEXT ME!
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#6
The tweets don't seem to be working as well as they should.  17
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#7
(09-16-2018, 01:14 PM)Maggot Wrote: >>>>>By the President as he sends out a Presidential alert to all cell phones. Thursday everyone with a cell phone will get a message from your President. That is all.  Blowing-kisses


Maybe the message will be that he's QUITTING! hah
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