SALLY'S PREGNANT!
#21
He's a big old fat sucker too and I shall name him Markus leroy.
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#22
THE THIRD!
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#23
Marcus Leroy the third anti-christ just like Rosemary's baby, born fat and hideous with no eyes. One look and and you'll fall to the knee. Maybe this little guy will actually do something good with the country if you rub his belly.
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#24
Oh no. Nonono. We ain’t havin’ no ugly baby.
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#25
Feed me.
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#26
You’re talking to Sally, right?
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#27
Anyone seen "Erasorhead" ? because I have bad dreams about that stupid movie sometimes. Especially the baby in the radiator.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#28
(10-10-2018, 08:37 PM)Duchess Wrote: Oh no. Nonono. We ain’t havin’ no ugly baby.
Not unless I'm the father. That baby would be born with more hair on its head than me though. That. would be one bonus for poor butt face Shartacuss.
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#29
So lets name my pretend ugly baby. Shartacuss Finklestein is the best so far.
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#30
Those puffy nipples better start producing, and soon goddammit!
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#31
(10-10-2018, 11:04 PM)BigMark Wrote: Those puffy nipples better start producing, and soon goddammit!
Why? You in the market for breast milk? At sally's old age it's probably sour milk or milk dust. Lol.
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#32
Yes I'm a bit old to produce milk anymore, but if you're looking for an alternative, Clang's glands produce more oil than a Saudi Arabian working in an ExxonMobil refinery.
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#33
(10-10-2018, 08:57 PM)Maggot Wrote: Anyone seen "Erasorhead" ? because I have bad dreams about that stupid movie sometimes. Especially the baby in the radiator.

I tried watching that when I was badly hungover and I had to switch it off because it was making me feel like blowing chunks.
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#34
(10-11-2018, 08:30 PM)sally Wrote: Yes I'm a bit old to produce milk anymore, but if you're looking for an alternative, Clang's glands produce more oil than a Saudi Arabian working in an ExxonMobil refinery.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaamnnnn! hah
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