Question for Maggot
#1
Why can males make fart noises with their armpits and females can't? My daughter is in elementary school and wants to know. I've actually wondered about it myself. I figured you'd be the one to know.
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#2
moisture and hair, two things women abhor in an arm pit.
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#3
(10-11-2018, 10:25 PM)pyropappy Wrote: moisture and hair, two things women abhor in an arm pit.

I can buy that.  

But how do elementary school boys do it?

And why would grown hairy men do it?
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#4
(10-11-2018, 09:49 PM)sally Wrote: Why can males make fart noises with their armpits and females can't? My daughter is in elementary school and wants to know. I've actually wondered about it myself. I figured you'd be the one to know.
don't be sad sally, you can always make fart noises with your hairy tits.
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#5
(10-11-2018, 10:56 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(10-11-2018, 10:25 PM)pyropappy Wrote: moisture and hair, two things women abhor in an arm pit.

I can buy that.  

But how do elementary school boys do it?

And why would grown hairy men do it?

To make their sons and daughters laugh.
(10-09-2018, 02:13 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: you believe men have the right and entitlement to molest and sexually assault minors and women.  

If HoTD doesn't agree with you politically you better humour her snowflake mentality or she will smear you for no good reason, like every other indoctrinated SJW. Liar and Slimeball. 
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#6
(10-11-2018, 09:49 PM)sally Wrote: Why can males make fart noises with their armpits and females can't? My daughter is in elementary school and wants to know. I've actually wondered about it myself. I figured you'd be the one to know.

Machine gun noises too. Girls tend to have a hard time making them too.
(10-09-2018, 02:13 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: you believe men have the right and entitlement to molest and sexually assault minors and women.  

If HoTD doesn't agree with you politically you better humour her snowflake mentality or she will smear you for no good reason, like every other indoctrinated SJW. Liar and Slimeball. 
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#7
Women have a hard time doing many things, driving for instance. And parallel parking. spacial conception is not something they do well. If you ask a woman to tell you about how long a car is or a porch they cannot. The arm pit thing is just the tip of the iceberg.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#8
(10-12-2018, 04:22 AM)Fry Guy Wrote:
(10-11-2018, 10:56 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(10-11-2018, 10:25 PM)pyropappy Wrote: moisture and hair, two things women abhor in an arm pit.

I can buy that.  

But how do elementary school boys do it?

And why would grown hairy men do it?

To make their sons and daughters laugh.

It does seem funnier than my dad's "pull my finger" trick.
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#9
(10-12-2018, 07:17 AM)Maggot Wrote: Women have a hard time doing many things, driving for instance. And parallel parking. spacial conception is not something they do well. If you ask a woman to tell you about how long a car is or a porch they cannot. The arm pit thing is just the tip of the iceberg.
I'm a good driver, but I would not be able to tell you how long my car or porch is, I have no fucking clue.
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#10
(10-12-2018, 02:03 PM)sally Wrote:
(10-12-2018, 07:17 AM)Maggot Wrote: Women have a hard time doing many things, driving for instance. And parallel parking. spacial conception is not something they do well. If you ask a woman to tell you about how long a car is or a porch they cannot. The arm pit thing is just the tip of the iceberg.
I'm a good driver, but I would not be able to tell you how long my car or porch is, I have no fucking clue.
Same here. I can't even tell you how long my dicks is.
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#11
(10-12-2018, 06:05 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(10-12-2018, 02:03 PM)sally Wrote:
(10-12-2018, 07:17 AM)Maggot Wrote: Women have a hard time doing many things, driving for instance. And parallel parking. spacial conception is not something they do well. If you ask a woman to tell you about how long a car is or a porch they cannot. The arm pit thing is just the tip of the iceberg.
I'm a good driver, but I would not be able to tell you how long my car or porch is, I have no fucking clue.
Same here. I can't even tell you how long my dicks is.

If you're packing more than one dick Clang, the length is less important. ')
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#12
Only one is his.
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#13
(10-12-2018, 06:32 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(10-12-2018, 06:05 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(10-12-2018, 02:03 PM)sally Wrote:
(10-12-2018, 07:17 AM)Maggot Wrote: Women have a hard time doing many things, driving for instance. And parallel parking. spacial conception is not something they do well. If you ask a woman to tell you about how long a car is or a porch they cannot. The arm pit thing is just the tip of the iceberg.
I'm a good driver, but I would not be able to tell you how long my car or porch is, I have no fucking clue.
Same here. I can't even tell you how long my dicks is.

If you're packing more than one dick Clang, the length is less important. ')
Damn phone. What a typo. LOL.
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#14
hah
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#15
You have to excuse Clang he's only on chapter 6 of "Fannie Farmers manners" book and is still looking for the answer on what the proper etiquette is when asking a woman if he can "smell their feet" 
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#16
(10-13-2018, 01:23 PM)Maggot Wrote: You have to excuse Clang he's only on chapter 6 of "Fannie Farmers manners" book and is still looking for the answer on what the proper etiquette is when asking a woman if he can "smell their feet"  Apparently it's only proper to smell a woman's feet at Halloween. And while chanting "Trick or treat, can I smell your feet? Give me some good pussy meat to eat."
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#17
The joke is, drunk at the bar asks the poor girl sitting next to "can I smell your pussy?" She is appalled yells No! and slaps the shit out of him then moves to the other side of the bar as he yells after her "Bloody hell, it must be your feet then!".
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#18
(10-13-2018, 06:32 PM)BigMark Wrote: The joke is, drunk at the bar asks the poor girl sitting next to "can I smell your pussy?" She is appalled yells No! and slaps the shit out of him then moves to the other side of the bar as he yells after her "Bloody hell, it must be your feet then!".
I asked a woman once if I could smell her pussy. I'm now banned from the veterinarian's office.
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