Drama Queen? No. I'm a Drag Queen
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You fucking Bitch.
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#2
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Drama Queen

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#3
Llama's are fucking cute! And wierd.
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#4
They are. My ex breds them. I was told a very funny story involving the birthing of one (by my daughter) which involved my ex winding up getting kicked and falling into llama crap. Had a soft spot for them ever since.

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#5
Do people buy Llamas for Pets?
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#6
Yeah.
She bought a hobby farm (basically did what a lot of pretentious City folk do) and moved out of town to commute to work. Her husband is closing in on retirement and this will be their lot. I would prefer stapling my bottom lip to my forehead.
The farm has enough space for assorted animals. Really it is committing to a country lifestyle without really committing. They are not really going to produce anything but the community is full of similar hobby farmers who can pretend that they are all country folk and in reality just prove to each other how well off they are to afford to keep a heap of useless animals and underused land that they would not know how to farm if they had to.
A circlejerk at a community level.

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#7
Oh

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#8
We were at the zoo once and you can walk into the little petting area and buy a cup of food to feed to the goats and various other filthy animals. When I walked by the llama he reached over the fence he was behind and snagged the whole cup right out of my hand. He or she was pretty cute.
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#9
(12-15-2018, 02:18 AM)MirahM Wrote: You fucking Bitch.

Why would someone call you a drama queen? I've never seen that from you. You seem much too laid back to want the kind of chaos that can bring.
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#10
I think she was having a moment. She seems to have recovered what is left of her sensibilities.

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#11
She does what to the llamas?
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#12
Don't those bitches spit like a camel?
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#13
Maggot Wrote:Don't those bitches spit like a camel?

They do. And the males foam at the mouth when they smell a fem in heat.
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#14
Don't say it Duchess. Just don't even go there.
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#15
Si!
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#16
If you like Drag Queens I suggest watching POSE. It is on Netflix.


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#17
Save the llama for your mama.
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