Do you men wear these shirts?
#1
If so, why? They're so fucking stupid looking. What the hell is the flap for, to draw attention from your flabby, flat ass?


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#2
So you can sneak up behind me and caress my moobs.
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#3
hah
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#4
(12-20-2018, 09:32 PM)BigMark Wrote: So you can sneak up behind me and caress my moobs.

... on your back.
Sally, the flaming asshole of MockForums
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#5
It's your fantasy, might as well get out the fruit and veggie platter too.
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#6
Is that a euphemism for your genitals?
Sally, the flaming asshole of MockForums
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#7
No, a fruit and veggie platter would be too fresh. Mark's genitals are more like a rotten sack of taters left out in the mud.
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#8
I love it when you talk dirty.
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#9
I think that's why they call it a poo poo platter.
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#10
I thought that was a shirt for hiking. Do people wear those in other places? What is that?

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#11
I see men wearing them here all the time, maybe it's a retarded florida thing. And what does it have to do with hiking, does the wind get in there and give them more speed?
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#12
I think those 'breathable' shirts are primarily for fishing, but they're probably good for hiking and other outdoor activities when it's hot.

The flap keeps the man bods cooler and helps prevent unseemly back sweat -- that's my guess.

(Actually, sometimes back sweat is pretty fucking sexy, but usually not.)
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#13
(12-20-2018, 09:05 PM)sally Wrote: If so, why? They're so fucking stupid looking. What the hell is the flap for, to draw attention from your flabby, flat ass?


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I've never seen any man I know wear that or something like that.
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#14
The invisible man.
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(12-21-2018, 11:17 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I think those 'breathable' shirts are primarily for fishing, but they're probably good for hiking and other outdoor activities when it's hot.

The flap keeps the man bods cooler and helps prevent unseemly back sweat -- that's my guess.

(Actually, sometimes back sweat is pretty fucking sexy, but usually not.)

Good answer, now on to the "lightning" round.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#16
I'd give a bra size to see HotD in Mock.   111
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(03-03-2019, 11:33 AM)Duchess Wrote: I'd give a bra size to see HotD in Mock.   111

Me too. 48B. Hello? HotD, where are you?
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#18
I'm really ignorant on bra sizes as I should be.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(03-03-2019, 12:52 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Me too. 48B.


Woooo. I'm flat chested compared to that.
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#20
You got some lungs, clang.
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