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#61
(01-11-2019, 09:44 AM)sally Wrote: Where the fuck is he going to put it? It's hard enough being homeless, much less having to carry around 27 pounds of macaroni and cheese with you.

A shopping cart you dope, its all the rage with the homeless community.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#62
Oh yeah I didnt think about that  hah. Well there you go Clang, your new name will be Crazy Homeless Dan the Macaroni and Cheese man.
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#63
(01-11-2019, 09:04 AM)sally Wrote: The land lord has to go through an eviction process  to get you out, its not like he can just throw you out on the day rent is due. If you dont find a place by the time rent is due, just tell him your situation and that you are sorry and trying to find a place asap.

Yeah I know. We were evicted from our Clifton Park apartment for being 3 months behind on rent. Stayed a week past the date we were supposed to be out of there because we couldn't get a moving truck for a few days.
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#64
(01-11-2019, 09:56 AM)sally Wrote: Oh yeah I didnt think about that  hah. Well there you go Clang, your new name will be Crazy Homeless Dan the Macaroni and Cheese man.

hah

Seriously though, I'm not going to be homeless. My brother might. 

New name will be Miss Clang the Wild Thang with a Floppy Wang. If I have anything to say about it, you will see my penis and ass in 2019.
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#65
just throw acid in my eyes and get it over with.
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#66
(01-11-2019, 12:01 PM)BigMark Wrote: just throw acid in my eyes and get it over with.

I'll use the Grey Poupon acid just for you.
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#67
(01-11-2019, 11:32 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: New name will be Miss Clang the Wild Thang with a Floppy Wang.

Let me know when you're ready to make it official. I can accommodate that.   Awink
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#68
(01-11-2019, 02:07 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(01-11-2019, 11:32 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: New name will be Miss Clang the Wild Thang with a Floppy Wang.

Let me know when you're ready to make it official. I can accommodate that.   Awink

Let me get the new apartment first. Until then I just big titted fat fuck.
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#69
That's why I left it up to you to tell me. It's all about you, Clangy. You're going to be living your best life. Tell yourself that every day! View this as an opportunity to live as you have wanted to. That's something to be excited & happy about. The world is your oyster! Shake your boobies, Clang!  
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#70
(01-11-2019, 02:15 PM)Duchess Wrote: That's why I left it up to you to tell me. It's all about you, Clangy. You're going to be living your best life. Tell yourself that every day! View this as an opportunity to live as you have wanted to. That's something to be excited & happy about. The world is your oyster! Shake your boobies, Clang!  
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#71
(01-11-2019, 11:32 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:  you will see my penis and ass in 2019.

Why in God's name would we want to see your penis and ass?
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#72
(01-11-2019, 02:26 PM)sally Wrote:
(01-11-2019, 11:32 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:  you will see my penis and ass in 2019.

Why in God's name would we want to see your penis and ass?

My first guess would be he can't see them himself so he needs someone else to verify they are still attached?
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#73
(01-11-2019, 02:26 PM)sally Wrote:
(01-11-2019, 11:32 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:  you will see my penis and ass in 2019.

Why in God's name would we want to see your penis and ass?

Shits and giggles? 

I like to over share.
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#74
(01-11-2019, 02:38 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(01-11-2019, 02:26 PM)sally Wrote:
(01-11-2019, 11:32 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:  you will see my penis and ass in 2019.

Why in God's name would we want to see your penis and ass?

My first guess would be he can't see them himself so he needs someone else to verify they are still attached?

I know they are still attached. Porn and masturbation and fingerings my own asshole is the only thing keeping my 45 year old virgin self going.
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#76
I regret even addressing this.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#77
Gaah, mind bleach stat!
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#78
(01-11-2019, 05:09 PM)Maggot Wrote: I regret even addressing this.

My work here is done then. Well almost.... 39 Burla2
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#79
(01-11-2019, 05:24 PM)BigMark Wrote: Gaah, mind bleach stat!

Save that for the Cludity....cumming Spring/Summer 2019. hah
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#80
*face palm*
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