I just met my girlfriend
#1
Just kidding
No I didn't
Just kidding Yes I did
Shut up Sally!

She is really nice and she is a photographer and does open mic stuff and freaking rocks!
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#2
You're going to love the soft warmth of her luscious lips.  [Image: cooter.gif]
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#3
When I saw the title I was hoping Clang posted it. Bummer.
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(02-08-2019, 09:03 AM)sally Wrote: When I saw the title I was hoping Clang posted it. Bummer.

I wish. It's looking like it's not going to happen with the woman I flirted with on Facebook. She just scolded me for liking 33 of her posts in a row. Said it was clogging up her IPad.
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#5
Well what the fuck did you do that for, were you trying to look like a creepy ass stalker?
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(02-08-2019, 11:22 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: She just scolded me for liking 33 of her posts in a row. 

What the hell were you thinking. Stop.
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(02-08-2019, 01:03 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(02-08-2019, 11:22 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: She just scolded me for liking 33 of her posts in a row. 

What the hell were you thinking. Stop.

Sorry Love3
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(02-08-2019, 12:38 PM)sally Wrote: Well what the fuck did you do that for, were you trying to look like a creepy ass stalker?

No I was trying to be nice and show that I enjoyed her posts. It's inappropriate now to like a Facebook friend's post?
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(02-08-2019, 01:44 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Sorry Love3


*sigh* Now I feel bad. Look, showing her that you're interested is great, she has to have a clue in order to respond but there's something to be said for playing a little hard to get. Don't ever let them know you're more interested than they are. Show some interest and then wait for her to throw the ball back, so to speak.
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(02-08-2019, 01:48 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(02-08-2019, 12:38 PM)sally Wrote: Well what the fuck did you do that for, were you trying to look like a creepy ass stalker?

No I was trying to be nice and show that I enjoyed her posts. It's inappropriate now to like a Facebook friend's post?

You like two maybe three, not thirty three. Jesus Christ.
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#11
Clang ..........Do you like taking pictures and doing open mic stuff?
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#12
hah
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(02-08-2019, 01:51 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(02-08-2019, 01:44 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Sorry Love3


*sigh* Now I feel bad. Look, showing her that you're interested is great, she has to have a clue in order to respond but there's something to be said for playing a little hard to get. Don't ever let them know you're more interested than they are. Show some interest and then wait for her to throw the ball back, so to speak.
Ok. Great advice.
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(02-08-2019, 01:57 PM)sally Wrote:
(02-08-2019, 01:48 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(02-08-2019, 12:38 PM)sally Wrote: Well what the fuck did you do that for, were you trying to look like a creepy ass stalker?

No I was trying to be nice and show that I enjoyed her posts. It's inappropriate now to like a Facebook friend's post?

You like two maybe three, not thirty three. Jesus Christ.

Quality not quantity. Got it.
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#15
(02-08-2019, 02:12 PM)Maggot Wrote: Clang ..........Do you like taking pictures and doing open mic stuff?

No to the picture taking.....is karaoke considered open mic?
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#16
(02-08-2019, 03:21 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(02-08-2019, 02:12 PM)Maggot Wrote: Clang ..........Do you like taking pictures and doing open mic stuff?

No to the picture taking.....is karaoke considered open mic?

Sure, but I can imagine there are probably sexual connotations in the term "open mic"
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#17
Ha Ha
Clang can be my subject. I can practice portraits then.
You can like all my posts I don't care.
But yeah, don't stalk girls that you like, you have to lay off that shit. Even most people don't like all the "likes" anymore either. I don't know-wtf social media is funny.
How did she scold you? Was it harsh or playful?
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#18
Yeah Clangy, start out with something like " I will lick your feet and then move up your body from there" then wait for the magic to happen.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#19
Buy her a loofah.
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#20
(02-08-2019, 09:59 PM)BigMark Wrote: Buy her a loofah.

Ordering crotchless loofah costume from Glamazon right now. hah
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