IF YOU HAVE PETS...
#1
Do you talk to them? Tell them you love them?

Just trying to find out if I'm much stranger than the average person. Thanks!
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#2
Probably should have put this in the Honest Therapy forum. Oopsie.
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#3
Only when I'm trying to coax them closer to the cell door.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#4
I put Peanut in the palm of my hand and say "whose mama's little tiger" and then she ruffles the feathers on her head and roars like a tiger. Animals love shit like that.
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(03-04-2019, 12:26 PM)sally Wrote: I put Peanut in the palm of my hand and say "whose mama's little tiger" and then she ruffles the feathers on her head and roars like a tiger. 


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I love that so much! It will be the coolest thing I read all day. Hands down.
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#6
You're pulling my leg, aintcha. I'm so disappointed  :(
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#7
Who me? I do that with her all the time. Maybe I can figure out how to get it on youtube.
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#8
Here she is after pointing my gun finger at her and being arrested for armed robbery.

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#9
Is playing cops and robbers with a bird considered weird?
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#10
No! It is awesome! I want to see a video of the tiger thing! that would be so cute
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#11
Yes, and she said you guys are real fucking weird.
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#12
No, but playing cowboys and indians is.
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#13
I don't think it's really Sally posting all the time.

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You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#14
If you leave a bird alone with a keyboard they'll remove every button off of it. She already took four of them off my laptop. I tried giving her my daughter's old toy laptop, but she knows its not real so what's the fun of destroying it. She just looked at it and walked away. But put her near my laptop and she'll destroy it in five minutes.


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(03-04-2019, 08:14 PM)sally Wrote: Here she is after pointing my gun finger at her and being arrested for armed robbery.

I saw this early this morning and I've told several people about it. We had the best laughs picturing this happening. I didn't show them the picture, I just told the story. So cute & funny. Who doesn't love such a charming little bird. She's awesome.
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#16
It is adorable. And now I have a cat again. For how long I don't know. And it is under my bed and checking everything out. I will be talking to it.
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