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The creepiest shit i've ever seen...
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06-15-2019, 11:51 PM
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_f...ca%2F&_rdr
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06-16-2019, 02:38 AM
Wow
Wow
Wow
I totally remember Jesus flying alone and especially without his disciples, because they were so pesky and prevented him from getting things done.

Plus he told the women how much he loved their eyes

And he was totally suseptible (sp) to sin and being dragged down by the sinners. One has to stay away from them! For Sure!

His eyes are so creepy
oh my God

Jesus lived humbly
not in a life of luxury

I love her story at the end about both of her grandfathers.
I am watching and posting
sorry

It is hard for me to believe that these sort of preachers still exist and that people still give money to them. I mean I gave all my money to drag queens this week and that seems right! Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

okay I am done watching
wow
wow
wow
that was some creepy shit

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06-16-2019, 05:59 AM
I saw that a few weeks ago and while it is incredibly creepy he is far from alone in being a seriously fucked up individual who spews his bullshit in the name of God. He's just another counterfeit Christian in a land of many. We all know counterfeit Christians, they are everywhere...even in Mock.
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06-16-2019, 11:08 AM
Put on your altar boy outfit.
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06-16-2019, 11:19 AM
I don't have one. I have a tux, will that work?
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06-16-2019, 11:37 AM
WTH do you have a tux?
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06-16-2019, 11:53 AM
I was in my best guy friend's wedding.
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06-16-2019, 12:28 PM
Were they out of dresses?
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06-16-2019, 12:39 PM
You want her to dress like an alter boy but you think it's weird that she wore a tux.   Sign_pervert
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06-16-2019, 01:18 PM
My daughter keeps asking me about religion so the other day when she asked me about it again I turned on one of those evangelist tv stations and this old bastard straight up said to follow god's instructions and send him money. We got a good laugh out of it.
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06-16-2019, 02:11 PM
(06-16-2019, 01:18 PM)sally Wrote: We got a good laugh out of it.

It IS funny but also sad because so many needy people believe that drivel. Those bastards count on those people who believe in them. It's horrible & pathetic.
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06-16-2019, 02:40 PM
He said that god gives us all instructions throughout life and today god is giving you instructions to donate $1000, $2000, whatever you can afford. He didn't start of low with like 10 bucks or something, it was $1000 bucks god is instructing you to give. I don't feel sorry for anyone that believes that crap, die in a fire already.
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06-16-2019, 03:40 PM
Yeah, well, not everyone is as intelligent as you are and those people are exactly the ones those fake preachers prey on. They are like so many that trust what they are told.
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06-16-2019, 04:06 PM
It's an old joke, what do nuns do when they get horny?

Dress up like altar boys.
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06-16-2019, 06:54 PM
Nuns always travel in pairs. The first Nun is there to see the second Nun gets none! hah
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06-18-2019, 08:57 PM
I live in Jim Bakker's former glory land and watched my Aunt and Grandmother send their last dollars to him so they would be saved. I decided in the late 80s that TV religion was truly the Devil's work
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06-19-2019, 11:46 AM
I remember when even hippies believed in God.
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06-19-2019, 12:37 PM
Hippies were full of peace & love. Those counterfeit Christian preachers are all about themselves and only themselves. They USE God in a despicable manner. Hopefully there is a Hell and they burn in it.
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