My transvestite story

[sally]

This is why I advise Clang to hold out on any hormones or other life altering decisions until you think very hard about it. You don't have a womanly bone in you other than your freaky fucked up fetish.

[sally]

Which isn't even womanly, it's just weird.

[Maggot]

He's probably thinking of arm wresting something right now!

[aussiefriend]

Cannongal, I have been watching many many many crime and investigation shows set in the USA, like Homicide Hunter, Snapped, all sorts. The gun component. That's what it looks like to the average observer, along wih your outrageous gun laws.

Gosh Cannongal, attack attack attack.

[aussiefriend]

And another thing Cannongal, I am completely exhausted which is why these days I don't always make sense, doesn't mean I am stupid. My mother has advanced Alzheimer's Disease. I care for her full time, as I do not trust Aged Care Facilities.

We are currently having a Royal Commission investigation into Aged Care in Australia and the neglect and abuse that the elderly and vulnerable are enduring. My mum will have been with us for 4 years in April next year, which is terrific. So don't judge me, when I come in here and don't make sense. I am ensuring my mum is getting the best treatment, but I am beyond exhausted sometimes and it is a relief to come in here and just chill.

[aussiefriend]

I'm going now anyway, got all this business stuff to do today. It's never ending.

[Clang McFly]

This is why I advise Clang to hold out on any hormones or other life altering decisions until you think very hard about it. You don't have a womanly bone in you other than your freaky fucked up fetish.

I'm 99% sure I'm never going through with the hormones or penisectomy. I'm a coward and too self concious. I'm too scared to go out dressed en femme barely looking like a woman, I doubt I'll feel any less scared and self concious going out looking like a real woman. Plus I have a great group of friends I like to hang out with and I'd rather not fuck things up by making things weird and awkward for them.

[Carsman]

This is why I advise Clang to hold out on any hormones or other life altering decisions until you think very hard about it. You don't have a womanly bone in you other than your freaky fucked up fetish.

I'm 99% sure I'm never going through with the hormones or penisectomy. I'm a coward and too self concious. I'm too scared to go out dressed en femme barely looking like a woman, I doubt I'll feel any less scared and self concious going out looking like a real woman. Plus I have a great group of friends I like to hang out with and I'd rather not fuck things up by making things weird and awkward for them.

Ok Miss Clang, don't pump anything up, or chop anything off, just stay the way you are!

(If after you ever get laid, you just may want to stop dressing en femme)

[Fry Guy]

This is why I advise Clang to hold out on any hormones or other life altering decisions until you think very hard about it. You don't have a womanly bone in you other than your freaky fucked up fetish.

I'm 99% sure I'm never going through with the hormones or penisectomy. I'm a coward and too self concious. I'm too scared to go out dressed en femme barely looking like a woman, I doubt I'll feel any less scared and self concious going out looking like a real woman. Plus I have a great group of friends I like to hang out with and I'd rather not fuck things up by making things weird and awkward for them.

Ok Miss Clang, don't pump anything up, or chop anything off, just stay the way you are!

(If after you ever get laid, you just may want to stop dressing en femme)

Agreed on each point from everyone here.
Interesting change. Won't last

[Clang McFly]

This is why I advise Clang to hold out on any hormones or other life altering decisions until you think very hard about it. You don't have a womanly bone in you other than your freaky fucked up fetish.

I'm 99% sure I'm never going through with the hormones or penisectomy. I'm a coward and too self concious. I'm too scared to go out dressed en femme barely looking like a woman, I doubt I'll feel any less scared and self concious going out looking like a real woman. Plus I have a great group of friends I like to hang out with and I'd rather not fuck things up by making things weird and awkward for them.

Ok Miss Clang, don't pump anything up, or chop anything off, just stay the way you are!

(If after you ever get laid, you just may want to stop dressing en femme)

(Unless as sally has told me in the past, I'm gay. Then I'll be in a seemingly hetero normative relationship.)

[sally]

Well dressing up like a woman is gay as fuck, but I don't know that you are actually gay. You say that you like women so I believe you.

[Carsman]

This is why I advise Clang to hold out on any hormones or other life altering decisions until you think very hard about it. You don't have a womanly bone in you other than your freaky fucked up fetish.

I'm 99% sure I'm never going through with the hormones or penisectomy. I'm a coward and too self concious. I'm too scared to go out dressed en femme barely looking like a woman, I doubt I'll feel any less scared and self concious going out looking like a real woman. Plus I have a great group of friends I like to hang out with and I'd rather not fuck things up by making things weird and awkward for them.

Ok Miss Clang, don't pump anything up, or chop anything off, just stay the way you are!

(If after you ever get laid, you just may want to stop dressing en femme)

(Unless as sally has told me in the past, I'm gay. Then I'll be in a seemingly hetero normative relationship.)

OK simple Gay Test, when you see a naked woman do you get a Woody?
If you do, you're not Gay. If you don't, well keep buying your pretty dresses!

[Clang McFly]

Well dressing up like a woman is gay as fuck, but I don't know that you are actually gay. You say that you like women so I believe you.

I like women. I also want to be one. But I'm such an anxiety, social awkward mess I'll never be able to do the hormones and penisectomy even if decide sometime in the future that is what I want.

[Clang McFly]

This is why I advise Clang to hold out on any hormones or other life altering decisions until you think very hard about it. You don't have a womanly bone in you other than your freaky fucked up fetish.

I'm 99% sure I'm never going through with the hormones or penisectomy. I'm a coward and too self concious. I'm too scared to go out dressed en femme barely looking like a woman, I doubt I'll feel any less scared and self concious going out looking like a real woman. Plus I have a great group of friends I like to hang out with and I'd rather not fuck things up by making things weird and awkward for them.

Ok Miss Clang, don't pump anything up, or chop anything off, just stay the way you are!

(If after you ever get laid, you just may want to stop dressing en femme)

(Unless as sally has told me in the past, I'm gay. Then I'll be in a seemingly hetero normative relationship.)

OK simple Gay Test, when you see a naked woman do you get a Woody?
If you do, you're not Gay. If you don't, well keep buying your pretty dresses!

I'd fail that test. I rarely get a woody except when I masturbate which is usually while I'm wearing women's clothing or shortly there after. I dunno...I'm a freaky neurotic mess. Sometimes I wonder if I'm asexual or have low testosterone levels or something. I can't even seem to get a woody watching straight porn or at a strip club.

[BigMark]

What kind of porn does? (looks between fingers)

[Clang McFly]

What kind of porn does? (looks between fingers)

No kind of porn does it for me. Granted I've only watched straight porn. I'm a freak but not very freaky.

[BigMark]

Then why the fuck did you specify straight porn, I wouldn't of thought to define it.

[Clang McFly]

Then why the fuck did you specify straight porn, I wouldn't of thought to define it.

Well if I hadn't specified straight porn, someone would have said I liked something freaky like human girl on chicken porn. Cluckster fucking.

[Carsman]

I'm 99% sure I'm never going through with the hormones or penisectomy. I'm a coward and too self concious. I'm too scared to go out dressed en femme barely looking like a woman, I doubt I'll feel any less scared and self concious going out looking like a real woman. Plus I have a great group of friends I like to hang out with and I'd rather not fuck things up by making things weird and awkward for them.

Ok Miss Clang, don't pump anything up, or chop anything off, just stay the way you are!

(If after you ever get laid, you just may want to stop dressing en femme)

(Unless as sally has told me in the past, I'm gay. Then I'll be in a seemingly hetero normative relationship.)

OK simple Gay Test, when you see a naked woman do you get a Woody?
If you do, you're not Gay. If you don't, well keep buying your pretty dresses!

I'd fail that test. I rarely get a woody except when I masturbate which is usually while I'm wearing women's clothing or shortly there after. I dunno...I'm a freaky neurotic mess. Sometimes I wonder if I'm asexual or have low testosterone levels or something. I can't even seem to get a woody watching straight porn or at a strip club.

Well then Miss Clang, carry on with your pretty dresses and makeup!

It's hard to believe you've never been laid. If that's really true, You know if you really wanted to get laid, (by a woman) you could save up your money and pay a call girl!
Just sayin.

[MirahM]

We've been through that conversation already.