I think I just got owned
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Or humbled.
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I need to log off for the evening.

OMG It is only 9 PM!

Ah well, Have a good one everybody!
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Leave the devils doorbell alone.
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For the rest of my life I am going to love that my clit is the Devil's doorbell. I want to tell everyone I know.
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(10-27-2019, 05:07 AM)Duchess Wrote: For the rest of my life I am going to love that my clit is the Devil's doorbell. I want to tell everyone I know.
I hope someday I get to ring the Devil's doorbell. Preferably while my Devil's horn still works.
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package delivery
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I think I took care of it yesterday, or was that just a dream?

I wish I could hear that music. I want to see the long version.
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I bet.
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LOL
I left that open on purpose.

Since I really cannot remember if I did ring the bell yesterday I think I will do it again today just to be sure, I think the Cello got me in the mood.
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#11
That's not me watching, I promise.
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#12
Its like an advent calander with windows. Open up a new one each day!
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Don't forget to tweak the devils erasers first.
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(10-27-2019, 12:07 AM)BigMark Wrote: Leave the devils doorbell alone.

Does that mean a vagina is the doorway to hell?
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(12-02-2019, 12:50 PM)Rootilda Wrote:
(10-27-2019, 12:07 AM)BigMark Wrote: Leave the devils doorbell alone.

Does that mean a vagina is the doorway to hell?
Only if you're sally, Aussiefriend or Cry Guy (seriously he's like one giant vagina).

Kidding....well not about Cry Guy.


(Oh. THIS is why I'm single and a virgin at 46.)
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You've had sex before. Masturbation is the most satisfying kind of sex.
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Is not.
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(12-02-2019, 03:27 PM)Rootilda Wrote: You've had sex before.  Masturbation is the most satisfying kind of sex.
Not if you're a guy, Ms. Multiple Orgasms.
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