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I shaved
#21
Under UV lighting I have sparkle spray.
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#22
(10-29-2019, 08:47 AM)Maggot Wrote: Do women use sparkle spray before going to the Gynecologist to "dress things up?"
No, why would I want my gynecologist to think I'm a fucking fruitcake? Taking a shower before you go is about all that is needed.
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#23
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the wash cloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the wash cloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal .. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mummy, where's my wash cloth?"

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

Never going back to that doctor again........... never.
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#24
Yeup, I had heard that one and figured it was what Maggot was referencing.

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#25
(10-29-2019, 10:07 PM)MirahM Wrote: Yeup, I had heard that one and figured it was what Maggot was referencing.

You keep it up and your golden star book will be filled up in no time.  Blowing-kisses
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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