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#1
11-14-2019, 10:34 PM
Would be at home with your wife

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11-14-2019, 10:34 PM
Because I would like for her to be there as well

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#3
11-14-2019, 10:34 PM
Also
I'm not really into the belly rub thing
that is more a HOTD thing

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#4
11-14-2019, 10:35 PM
And Sally, just stay the fuck out of this thread, you don't even need to comment. Here I will do it for you:

Lesbians are gross
You are retarded Mirah
There.
Now stay out.

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#5
11-14-2019, 10:46 PM
Are you soliciting sex, because I'm pretty sure that is illegal. And disgusting. And I will be happy to report to the proper authorities, you fat little shit.
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#6
11-14-2019, 10:47 PM
You could fuck up a gypsy wedding.
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#7
11-14-2019, 10:59 PM
See,
Sally always turning things into sex.
I am not the one that does that.
Sally is!

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#8
11-14-2019, 11:09 PM
(11-14-2019, 10:47 PM)BigMark Wrote: You could fuck up a gypsy wedding.
You could fuck up any wedding. Riding in on your gay ass mountain bike with your hairy ass sticking out would put a real damper on the festivities.
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11-14-2019, 11:11 PM
She's one pillow fight from becoming a carpet muncher.
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#10
11-14-2019, 11:17 PM
Fine
I will rub your fucking belly

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#11
11-14-2019, 11:23 PM
Oh yeah baby just like that.
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#12
11-14-2019, 11:29 PM
I didn't say you could talk

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#13
11-14-2019, 11:30 PM
Settle down, Bubbles.
https://youtu.be/4vLaO7hoTxM
https://www.flickr.com/clang_mcfly

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11-15-2019, 12:25 AM
My mountain bike is not only NOT gay, if you rode it your clitoris would swell into a porno worthy disco stick.
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#15
11-15-2019, 09:43 AM
Yeah, I can get into giving belly rubs (and back rubs and shoulder rubs) to people I like.

Foot rubs, on the other hand, are out of the question unless  I love the person and their feet are truly killing them.

Even then, it’s gonna take a rinse and some serious guilt tripping before I end up with a handful of toes.
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#16
11-15-2019, 02:17 PM
I like scalp massages.

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11-15-2019, 05:50 PM
I like throwing my feet in Mark's lap.
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#18
11-15-2019, 07:18 PM
Holy moly three big toes how did that happen?
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#19
11-15-2019, 07:30 PM
I'd like to shove my foot up marks fat ass.
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#20
11-15-2019, 08:26 PM
That's extra in key west.
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