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02-15-2020, 08:02 PM
This is a thread that you can be buzzed and say whatever you want. Drank to much? Speak out. Smoke to much? yap yap yap.
I must have sucked down a 12 pack today and now I feel damn good and I may have a few more. So without further ado lets get this shit off your chest. 
I hate todays music and think that punk Bille Elish or whatever her name is truly fucked up that James Bond song. And you know what else? I/m sick of winter yeah thats right I am.
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02-15-2020, 10:02 PM
I'm sick of loud rude gringos.
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02-16-2020, 09:55 AM
I'm sick of people telling me I'm an ugly woman. GODDAMMIT I AM BEAUTIFUL! *shoves a fistful of tacos into his piehole and washes it down with a bottle vodka*

Burpfartvomit....
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02-16-2020, 10:30 AM
(02-16-2020, 09:55 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'm sick of people telling me I'm an ugly woman. 


My brothers used to tell me, "you're pretty...UGLY! ". One day I nailed one of them with the aluminum extension of my mom's vacuum. 
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02-16-2020, 10:44 AM
Clang, you're just ugly on the inside.
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02-16-2020, 12:12 PM
When you hit me on the head with your beer bottle.......

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02-16-2020, 12:17 PM
(02-16-2020, 10:44 AM)BigMark Wrote: Clang, you're just ugly on the inside.
That's not what the doctor who molested my prostate said. At least I think he was a doctor. It's normal to check your prostate with two fists up the ass,right?
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02-16-2020, 12:17 PM
(02-16-2020, 09:55 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'm sick of people telling me I'm an ugly woman. GODDAMMIT I AM BEAUTIFUL! *shoves a fistful of tacos into his piehole and washes it down with a bottle vodka*

Burpfartvomit....

Why are you asking people about your womanhood?  I hope you at least had some orange juice with that vodka.    Folic acid is good for stretch marks.
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02-16-2020, 12:20 PM
(02-16-2020, 12:17 PM)cannongal Wrote:
(02-16-2020, 09:55 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'm sick of people telling me I'm an ugly woman. GODDAMMIT I AM BEAUTIFUL! *shoves a fistful of tacos into his piehole and washes it down with a bottle vodka*

Burpfartvomit....

Why are you asking people about your womanhood?  I hope you at least had some orange juice with that vodka.    Folic acid is good for stretch marks.
Orange juice? The sweat Donald Jessica Trump wrings out from his toupee?
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02-16-2020, 12:22 PM
Ew.... Donald Jessica?
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02-16-2020, 01:14 PM
He looks more like a Barbara.
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