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DEAR CRABBY...
#1
Does anyone have anything to say to Sally?

If you knew her when she was a dentist, say aye. Aye.
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#2
I vaguely remember that.
Sally, the flaming asshole of MockForums
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#3
Dear Crabby, I suffer from an enlarged clitoris, my panties start riding up and no matter who is standing there I have to yank them out, help!
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#4
I didn't know sally when she was a dentist.

But, I did know her when she was Big Sal.

The only thing I really have to say to her is that I better understand now why she (and you, Duchess) like animals better than people.  I've been spending more time with Molly than anyone else over the last couple of months and she's by far my favorite sister.
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#5
Animals are guileless.    75
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#6
That and they don't talk back. You can tell an animal to go fuck themselves and they will still rub up against your leg. They understand emotion not English or French or Russian.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(07-08-2020, 05:32 PM)BigMark Wrote: Dear Crabby, I suffer from an enlarged clitoris, my panties start riding up and no matter who is standing there I have to yank them out, help!
I've been assuming all this time that you had a dick so this is a new one on me.
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#8
hah
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#9
Crap, thought I was signed in as Rootilda.
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#10
I think Roo's lady bits are all dried up like a raisin so you're barking up the wrong tree.
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(07-13-2020, 10:14 AM)mahi01 Wrote: Go to Roku page roku activation record enter Roku com activation code appeared on Roku TV. My Roku com activate not working use new Roku code.
You trying to steal Roku activation codes to use other People's Rokus for free?
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#12
How did that asshole get in?
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#13
I don't know, boss. He gone now.
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#14
Dear Crabby, when and where did Duchess and Lovechild meet?
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#15
Smiley_emoticons_fies
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#16
I think it was at Aussies house. here she is drunk dancing for the occasion.

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(07-13-2020, 04:16 PM)Maggot Wrote: I think it was at Aussies house. here she is drunk dancing for the occasion.

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hah
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#18
(07-13-2020, 03:35 PM)BigMark Wrote: Dear Crabby, when and where did Duchess and Lovechild meet?

I don't know the exact date,   but love posted a story called  'blood upon my breast ' and lady cop sent her back to the nursery
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#19
Wow, such a memory. I mean yours. Your memory is great!

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