Wonderful Wednesday

[Duchess]

Wake up, Bitchflakes...Its a brand new day and I get to start mine with a POTD award !...It ranks right up there with the gifts that come in a lil' blue box...My happiness will be like holy water on vampires to some in here so thats why I'm spreading the joy...Please, do have a stupendously good day !

[Maggot]

Your posting from your laptop sitting on the toilet ain't cha! Theres nothing wrong with that.......I think. Have a happy snappy day.

[LuMPyPussy]

Think how happy she'd be if something that actually held some merit or importance happened to her. :?

[Maggot]

All this toilet thinking got me wondering how long it will be before the toilet seat that was stuck to the ass of that lady who sat on it for two years gets auctioned on e-bay, but I think that may be a stretch.

[Maggot]

Think how happy she'd be if something that actually held some merit or importance happened to her. :?

I am just jumping for joy that you are alive and well!

[Duchess]

So fuckin' what if Mock makes me happy !...Huh ?....Fuck you...If I wanna come in here and spread a little sunshine thats my biz...Put me on ignore !...Have a shitty day, bitch...Its all you fuckin' deserve !!

[Cynical Ninja]

Wake up, Bitchflakes...Its a brand new day and I get to start mine with a POTD award !...It ranks right up there with the gifts that come in a lil' blue box...My happiness will be like holy water on vampires to some in here so thats why I'm spreading the joy...Please, do have a stupendously good day !

The fact you are so excited about getting a little blue box on a crappy mock forum like this gives us an approximation of what an empty and vapid existence you must lead.

Perhaps you ought to do the honourable thing and end what is so obviously a pointless and worthless life.

[Maggot]

So fuckin' what if Mock makes me happy !...Huh ?....Fuck you...If I wanna come in here and spread a little sunshine thats my biz...Put me on ignore !...Have a shitty day, bitch...Its all you fuckin' deserve !!

Duchess is my heroin!::thumbs::

[The Antagonist]

Wake up, Bitchflakes...Its a brand new day and I get to start mine with a POTD award !...It ranks right up there with the gifts that come in a lil' blue box...My happiness will be like holy water on vampires to some in here so thats why I'm spreading the joy...Please, do have a stupendously good day !

The fact you are so excited about getting a little blue box on a crappy mock forum like this gives us an approximation of what an empty and vapid existence you must lead.

Perhaps you ought to do the honourable thing and end what is so obviously a pointless and worthless life.

Considering you have the highest post count outside of the mods and admin (who by rights should have some of the highest counts) I would think you're the one living an empty and vapid existence.

Counting admins and mods, you're third highest in post count.

Omitting them you're the giant blabber mouth who has nothing better to do than to rack up the post counts here.

TOOL.

[LuMPyPussy]

So fuckin' what if Mock makes me happy !...Huh ?....Fuck you...If I wanna come in here and spread a little sunshine thats my biz...Put me on ignore !...Have a shitty day, bitch...Its all you fuckin' deserve !!

Duchess is my heroin!::thumbs::

Do you shoot her up or snort her? ::blink::

[Sinister]

Duchess is my heroin!::thumbs::

Do you shoot her up or snort her? ::blink::

I wondered if anyone else was going to catch that....::lmao::

[Maggot]

Slowpokes!::doh::

[Middle Finger]

Besides being wonderful and feminine, Duchess is key here! I need a few people who aren't on crack attack. I mean, everyone is important in a sense, but Duchess is lovely.

[Middle Finger]

Wake up, Bitchflakes...Its a brand new day and I get to start mine with a POTD award !...It ranks right up there with the gifts that come in a lil' blue box...My happiness will be like holy water on vampires to some in here so thats why I'm spreading the joy...Please, do have a stupendously good day !

The fact you are so excited about getting a little blue box on a crappy mock forum like this gives us an approximation of what an empty and vapid existence you must lead.

Perhaps you ought to do the honourable thing and end what is so obviously a pointless and worthless life.

Considering you have the highest post count outside of the mods and admin (who by rights should have some of the highest counts) I would think you're the one living an empty and vapid existence.

Counting admins and mods, you're third highest in post count.

Omitting them you're the giant blabber mouth who has nothing better to do than to rack up the post counts here.

TOOL.

I hate that tool fuck.

[Zenith]

So fuckin' what if Mock makes me happy !...Huh ?....Fuck you...If I wanna come in here and spread a little sunshine thats my biz...Put me on ignore !...Have a shitty day, bitch...Its all you fuckin' deserve !!

Duchess is my heroin!::thumbs::

Do you shoot her up or snort her? ::blink::

[LuMPyPussy]

Besides being wonderful and feminine, Duchess is key here! I need a few people who aren't on crack attack. I mean, everyone is important in a sense, but Duchess is lovely.

I hope you'll both be very happy living up Zenith's ass. ::bigg::

[LuMPyPussy]

By the way, would your perception ofme be different if I had chosen a name like "Princess Buttercup" and used soft porn as an avatar ... and repeatedly TOLD you how wonderful I was?

Dummy.::rollseyes::

[Duchess]

I used to think you were so cute & funny...You are slowly shooting that theory all to hell.

[LuMPyPussy]

I used to think you were so cute & funny...You are slowly shooting that theory all to hell.

Blame Frank. He's holding you up as a shining example to the rest of us... very much like the nerd teacher used to do with the nerd student back in grade school which usually resulted in widespread resentment and dislike and occasionally a good pummelling after school.

[Middle Finger]

By the way, would your perception ofme be different if I had chosen a name like "Princess Buttercup" and used soft porn as an avatar ... and repeatedly TOLD you how wonderful I was?

Dummy.::rollseyes::

I love Duchess-related conversations.

I am not holding Duchess up as an example, silly. You are underestimating how much I dig your posts. :kiss:: Few others can weave some dark humor into seemingly normal posts like you, baby bitch. I don't have a favorite Member, really. Too many good ones. Also, you (and a few others) are in the same basic boat as Duchess to me - i.e., you are not on crack attack and have a distinct style. You don't overdo it. You have a subtle, dark type of humor that Duchess can't touch. But you both help balance out the people who are really into the full steam cursing attack stuff a great deal.

So far I like the balance here, generally speaking. What I like about Duchess is that she is sweet. I find that inherently "funny" on this site. Also, I see her as an underdog in the face of the real bitches here and those hard, dark characters to come.
Poor Duchess ... My Knight in Shining Armor reflexes::bravo::kick in with her, but I keep them under control.

You, LMPP, have made me chuckle far more than most on this site. So shaddap and I hope your Wednesday was a wonderful one (like this thread title says).

Your punishment for assuming and exaggerating is that I will be calling you Princess Buttercup until further notice. ::wave::


p.s. I also know it pisses off some people (or will) for me to express my Duchess love, which is part of the reason I do it. ::dlaugh::