Post: #15

i have a shark on my left shoulder (it's a SCUBA thing), and a union jack on my right bicep. i'm not sorry for either. my lover held my hand for the union jack, it hurt like a bitch. i nearly broke his fingers!

as far as not trusting...every cop i ever worked with had a tat. i trusted them completely. barbed wire was quite popular, but i didn't like it for myself. it was a bit too bull-dykey for me.

Post: #16

jackboots Wrote:i have a shark on my left shoulder (it's a SCUBA thing), and a union jack on my right bicep. i'm not sorry for either. my lover held my hand for the union jack, it hurt like a bitch. i nearly broke his fingers!

as far as not trusting...every cop i ever worked with had a tat. i trusted them completely. barbed wire was quite popular, but i didn't like it for myself. it was a bit too bull-dykey for me.

The barbed wire around a bicep is another one that's become a total cliche. "Tribal" marks and script in foreign languages that the bearer doesn't understand or even read is another.

Angelina Jolie is a walking stereotype of all the ridiculous tattoos now in vogue.

Post: #17

this poor dumb twat put KEVINon her back right before he dumped her. now she's stuck for life. in 6-inch letters. ::lmao::i told her!!

Post: #18

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:

The Antagonist Wrote:I'll be too old and senile to give a shit asshole.

So which category do you identify with?

I'm guessing phoney tough with a hint of pervert.

Look me up if you ever have the balls to set foot on American soil again. I'd love to smack you down face to face. I won't regret it.

LMPP, I've had the tribal ink on my groin and arms long before it became fashionable. What does suck is the stupid assholes that jumped on the tattoo bandwagon when it got popular and made what means something to many just another cliche.

Post: #19

The Antagonist Wrote:

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:

The Antagonist Wrote:I'll be too old and senile to give a shit asshole.

So which category do you identify with?

I'm guessing phoney tough with a hint of pervert.

Look me up if you ever have the balls to set foot on American soil again. I'd love to smack you down face to face. I won't regret it.

::lmao::

Post: #20

The Antagonist Wrote:

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:

The Antagonist Wrote:I'll be too old and senile to give a shit asshole.

So which category do you identify with?

I'm guessing phoney tough with a hint of pervert.

Look me up if you ever have the balls to set foot on American soil again. I'd love to smack you down face to face. I won't regret it.

LMPP, I've had the tribal ink on my groin and arms long before it became fashionable. What does suck is the stupid assholes that jumped on the tattoo bandwagon when it got popular and made what means something to many just another cliche.

I know exactly what you mean. All the goth kids that thought they were being edgy and different all dressing exactly the same like some kind of herd animal. Yeah, there's some individualism for you.

Personally, I feel each human body is so unique that it doesn't need any modifications to retain that uniqueness. However, a tat to mark an important event, etc makes sense to me. What doesn't make sense are the cookie cutter, inane ones that range from a meaningless swirl of colors in 'sleeves' to fucking cartoon characters.

Post: #21

LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:What doesn't make sense are the cookie cutter, inane ones that range from a meaningless swirl of colors in 'sleeves' to fucking cartoon characters.

Ditto. You will never see me with any type of ink that came out of a book. All of mine are designed by me, and no one else has one anything like mine. I will never, ever have a cartoon character inked onto me.

My next one will be the broken wings, significant of my wreck, I just haven't decided where to put it yet. Or how to change the engine block in the center to be a bit more original.

Post: #22

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:

The Antagonist Wrote:Oh and let me add one more thing....

Take Sinister's advice on names seriously! Never, ever put anyone's name on your body even if you wind up living with them for 75 years! If you must put their name on you, do it when you're on your deathbed.

On a lighter note.... I have been considering putting my ex's name on the bottom of my foot for obvious reasons.... but damn, I bet that would be even more painful than the groin area.

"Never trust anyone with tattoos".

Agood rule of thumb that my father taught me, so far in my life it has proven to be100% true. All the people I have known in my life with tattoos, have been whores, criminals, perverts, the phoney tough and retards.

Just think how fucking stupid you are going to look in your old age, when the wrinkles and sagging flesh make you look like a leather rag that has had splodges of ink chucked on it.

Okay, I've nominated some stupid posts just to annoy Sinister, but this one? Come on, people! ::bang::

Post: #23

LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:

The Antagonist Wrote:Oh and let me add one more thing....

Take Sinister's advice on names seriously! Never, ever put anyone's name on your body even if you wind up living with them for 75 years! If you must put their name on you, do it when you're on your deathbed.

On a lighter note.... I have been considering putting my ex's name on the bottom of my foot for obvious reasons.... but damn, I bet that would be even more painful than the groin area.

"Never trust anyone with tattoos".

Agood rule of thumb that my father taught me, so far in my life it has proven to be100% true. All the people I have known in my life with tattoos, have been whores, criminals, perverts, the phoney tough and retards.

Just think how fucking stupid you are going to look in your old age, when the wrinkles and sagging flesh make you look like a leather rag that has had splodges of ink chucked on it.

Okay, I've nominated some stupid posts just to annoy Sinister, but this one? Come on, people! ::bang::

Well, if Opie's story here is true, at least we know he came by his retardedness honestly. His daddy gave it to him. It's a genetic thing. Opie is one of the reasons I came up with my argument for retroactive birth control.

Post: #24

LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:

The Antagonist Wrote:Oh and let me add one more thing....

Take Sinister's advice on names seriously! Never, ever put anyone's name on your body even if you wind up living with them for 75 years! If you must put their name on you, do it when you're on your deathbed.

On a lighter note.... I have been considering putting my ex's name on the bottom of my foot for obvious reasons.... but damn, I bet that would be even more painful than the groin area.

"Never trust anyone with tattoos".

Agood rule of thumb that my father taught me, so far in my life it has proven to be100% true. All the people I have known in my life with tattoos, have been whores, criminals, perverts, the phoney tough and retards.

Just think how fucking stupid you are going to look in your old age, when the wrinkles and sagging flesh make you look like a leather rag that has had splodges of ink chucked on it.

Okay, I've nominated some stupid posts just to annoy Sinister, but this one? Come on, people! ::bang::

I think you areunder the mistaken impression you are given as much attention here as I am which is not the case.

YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO SHOUT IN ORDER TO BE HEARD OVER MY AWESOMENESS.

::thumbs::

Post: #25

Off topic, but when I was still married and we were both active duty, we were shopping in the commissary (not exactly like your local supermarket) and there was a hand lettered sign that read "genetic toilet paper".

Hahahaha!

Post: #26

Sinister Wrote:

LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:

The Antagonist Wrote:Oh and let me add one more thing....

Take Sinister's advice on names seriously! Never, ever put anyone's name on your body even if you wind up living with them for 75 years! If you must put their name on you, do it when you're on your deathbed.

On a lighter note.... I have been considering putting my ex's name on the bottom of my foot for obvious reasons.... but damn, I bet that would be even more painful than the groin area.

"Never trust anyone with tattoos".

Agood rule of thumb that my father taught me, so far in my life it has proven to be100% true. All the people I have known in my life with tattoos, have been whores, criminals, perverts, the phoney tough and retards.

Just think how fucking stupid you are going to look in your old age, when the wrinkles and sagging flesh make you look like a leather rag that has had splodges of ink chucked on it.

Okay, I've nominated some stupid posts just to annoy Sinister, but this one? Come on, people! ::bang::

Well, if Opie's story here is true, at least we know he came by his retardedness honestly. His daddy gave it to him. It's a genetic thing. Opie is one of the reasons I came up with my argument for retroactive birth control.

Just bumped because I didn't like Opie and his arrogance in his post passing ^^this^^ one up.

Post: #27

Sinister Wrote:

LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:

The Antagonist Wrote:Oh and let me add one more thing....

Take Sinister's advice on names seriously! Never, ever put anyone's name on your body even if you wind up living with them for 75 years! If you must put their name on you, do it when you're on your deathbed.

On a lighter note.... I have been considering putting my ex's name on the bottom of my foot for obvious reasons.... but damn, I bet that would be even more painful than the groin area.

"Never trust anyone with tattoos".

Agood rule of thumb that my father taught me, so far in my life it has proven to be100% true. All the people I have known in my life with tattoos, have been whores, criminals, perverts, the phoney tough and retards.

Just think how fucking stupid you are going to look in your old age, when the wrinkles and sagging flesh make you look like a leather rag that has had splodges of ink chucked on it.

Okay, I've nominated some stupid posts just to annoy Sinister, but this one? Come on, people! ::bang::

Well, if Opie's story here is true, at least we know he came by his retardedness honestly. His daddy gave it to him. It's a genetic thing. Opie is one of the reasons I came up with my argument for retroactive birth control.

My dad (I don't call him daddy because I'm a grown adult and not a retarded yank) is a fountain of knowledge, he's forgotten more about the world than either of you will ever know.

Both my Grandads were also fountains of wisdom........."When we fired the Germans ducked, when the Germans fired we ducked, when the yanks fired everybody ducked".

Post: #28

Sinister Wrote:

Sinister Wrote:

LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:

The Antagonist Wrote:Oh and let me add one more thing....

Take Sinister's advice on names seriously! Never, ever put anyone's name on your body even if you wind up living with them for 75 years! If you must put their name on you, do it when you're on your deathbed.

On a lighter note.... I have been considering putting my ex's name on the bottom of my foot for obvious reasons.... but damn, I bet that would be even more painful than the groin area.

"Never trust anyone with tattoos".

Agood rule of thumb that my father taught me, so far in my life it has proven to be100% true. All the people I have known in my life with tattoos, have been whores, criminals, perverts, the phoney tough and retards.

Just think how fucking stupid you are going to look in your old age, when the wrinkles and sagging flesh make you look like a leather rag that has had splodges of ink chucked on it.

Okay, I've nominated some stupid posts just to annoy Sinister, but this one? Come on, people! ::bang::

Well, if Opie's story here is true, at least we know he came by his retardedness honestly. His daddy gave it to him. It's a genetic thing. Opie is one of the reasons I came up with my argument for retroactive birth control.

Just bumped because I didn't like Opie and his arrogance in his post passing ^^this^^ one up.

You don't have to repost things you posted five minutes ago for "dramatic effect"you mong.

If your conversation skills are at the same level as your posting skills, may I suggest sealing your mouth with quick drying cement to avoid embarassment.