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#1
Did you hear about the chinese couple who were the first of their kind to have an albino child?


Turns out two wongs can make a white.



why do black fellas wear baggy trousers?

because their knee-grows



Why are pirates called pirates??


I dunno, they just aaaaaarrrrgh!



Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got Alzheimers
This little piggy went to market



what's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

one's weasily identified and the other's stoatily different.



How do you know if your best mate is gay?


He gets a hard on when you fuck him up the arse.



We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#2
(07-10-2008, 09:33 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Did you hear about the chinese couple who were the first of their kind to have an albino child?


Turns out two wongs can make a white.



why do black fellas wear baggy trousers?

because their knee-grows



Why are pirates called pirates??


I dunno, they just aaaaaarrrrgh!



Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got Alzheimers
This little piggy went to market



what's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

one's weasily identified and the other's stoatily different.



How do you know if your best mate is gay?


He gets a hard on when you fuck him up the arse.
I am suddenly thrown back a few years and realizing why I called CN a pink limey.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#3
I really liked CN. It hurt me when he left.
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#4
What is pink and red and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with a potato peeler.
(09-27-2019, 11:40 AM)Duchess Wrote: I think you're a sucky parent. You're fuckin' stupid and now you've raised stupid fuckin' people.
(09-27-2019, 01:00 PM)Duchess Wrote: Go fiddle around with your daughter, Fry Guy...
(09-27-2019, 11:47 AM)Duchess Wrote: ...and just to be clear, I don't care...I'm not risking anything here. 27

This is Duchess. Your kids are not off limits. Strip away the facade and she is a little Sinister. Slimy, immoral and gutter.
If you have children you know they are off limits and would not attack other members kids. You know you do not go there
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