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TGIF, babybitch ass-smack homeslices!
#1
This Friday, I invite you all to kiss my cute white ass. ::thumbs::

But first do this to me: ::jerk2::

Then make me food.

Then tuck me in.

Thanks, bitches!


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#2
Homeslices = white bread?
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#3
Homeslice = homies Smiley_emoticons_smile
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Middle Finger Wrote:Homeslice = homies Smiley_emoticons_smile

Despite your frequent PM's begging and pleading with me, I am not going to wank you off MF.

Idon't have a pair oftweezers on me anyway.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#5
But first do this to me: ::jerk2::

Then make me food.

In that order? You like mayo?
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:Homeslice = homies Smiley_emoticons_smile

Despite your frequent PM's begging and pleading with me, I am not going to wank you off MF.

Idon't have a pair oftweezers on me anyway.
He might enjoy nostril sex if you could keep your head still long enough.
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#7
Sorry, I have a very normal sized love shaft.
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Middle Finger Wrote:Sorry, I have a very normal sized love shaft.

Define normal from your point of view?

When you whip it out does your wife get a remorseful far away look in her eyes?
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Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:Sorry, I have a very normal sized love shaft.

Define normal from your point of view?

When you whip it out does your wife get a remorseful far away look in her eyes?
Or does she point and laugh?
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#10
She says "holy shit, I forgot how nice and normal sized my favorite lollipop is" or something like that.
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Middle Finger Wrote:She says "holy shit, I forgot how nice and normal sized my favorite lollipop is" or something like that.
Yeah, because people always comment on common and mediocre things. ::nuts::
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LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:She says "holy shit, I forgot how nice and normal sized my favorite lollipop is" or something like that.
Yeah, because people always comment on common and mediocre things. ::nuts::
It's not common - I said it was her FAVORITE. As in, the best, she loves it, it's special.
Like me! ::bravo::

So ... ::blowme::
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Middle Finger Wrote:
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:She says "holy shit, I forgot how nice and normal sized my favorite lollipop is" or something like that.
Yeah, because people always comment on common and mediocre things. ::nuts::
It's not common - I said it was her FAVORITE. As in, the best, she loves it, it's special.
Like me! ::bravo::

So ... ::blowme::

yes you are so special.




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Middle Finger Wrote:
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:She says "holy shit, I forgot how nice and normal sized my favorite lollipop is" or something like that.
Yeah, because people always comment on common and mediocre things. ::nuts::
It's not common - I said it was her FAVORITE. As in, the best, she loves it, it's special.
Or....as in her favorite among all the other"lollipops" she plays with? ::sly::
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#15
Now I really gotta get me some tonight. ::banana::
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Middle Finger Wrote:Now I really gotta get me some tonight. ::banana::
SoI'm guessing that banana is approximately the size of Frank Jr?
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LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:Now I really gotta get me some tonight. ::banana::
SoI'm guessing that banana is approximately the size of Frank Jr?
Banana-sized penis works for me. Does it work for you? 41 42 ::thumbs:: :kiss:: ::sly::
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Middle Finger Wrote:
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:Now I really gotta get me some tonight. ::banana::
SoI'm guessing that banana is approximately the size of Frank Jr?
Banana-sized penis works for me. Does it work for you? 41 42 ::thumbs:: :kiss:: ::sly::

No, not really. ::lmao::

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#19
LOL! The miserable seahag got me ...
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