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(12-13-2009, 02:36 PM)Duchess Wrote: (12-13-2009, 02:13 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: I kid you not, some of them really think any sex that is not standard for baby making is a "perversion."
I guess having a soft, warm, wet mouth wrapped around his pecker is outta the question then, eh ?
ummmm can we be a little more specific about this mouth? I know it probably doesn't matter to MF , but those lips better be attached to a female if I'am to consider having them wrapped around my pecker.
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(12-13-2009, 02:32 PM)IMaDick Wrote: (12-13-2009, 02:21 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: Yep you are correct Frank. Silly isn't it?
I wonder what Jesus would think of him with his foul mouth and thieving ways and enjoying watching lesbian sex that he's shown to posses while posting in Mock?
you have never wondered past the half priced day old donuts in your entire life.
Did God lead you to that assumption?
News flash! Wonder does NOT equal wander. Film at 11.
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(12-13-2009, 02:43 PM)IMaDick Wrote: ummmm can we be a little more specific about this mouth? I know it probably doesn't matter to MF , but those lips better be attached to a female if I'am to consider having them wrapped around my pecker.
![[Image: 8be23364.jpg]](http://i735.photobucket.com/albums/ww355/DuchessOfMock/8be23364.jpg) ::lol::
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You're gonna burn in hell, Dick, for having such sinful thoughts.
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(12-13-2009, 02:21 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: Yep you are correct Frank. Silly isn't it?
I wonder what Jesus would think of him with his foul mouth and thieving ways and enjoying watching lesbian sex that he's shown to posses while posting in Mock?
He would likely frown upon it if you asked him in his later days. I'm not quite sure what Jesus was into before that. A large part of his life story is omitted from the Bible. He might have been a bi-sexual, drug-dealing, orgy-lover in his 20s for all I know.
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(12-13-2009, 02:51 PM)Duchess Wrote: (12-13-2009, 02:43 PM)IMaDick Wrote: ummmm can we be a little more specific about this mouth? I know it probably doesn't matter to MF , but those lips better be attached to a female if I'am to consider having them wrapped around my pecker.
::lol::
I love those lips ...
By the way, I happen to catch Jenna Jameson, famous porn star, on the Sykes show last night. She obviously had a lot of botox stuff done to her lips and skin .. her forehead was way too smooth.
So many people are ruining their bodies and faces with this unnatural bullshit.
Before:
![[Image: PicImg_Jenna_Jameson_2c2c.jpg]](http://cdn.picapp.com/ftp/Images/8/3/3/5/PicImg_Jenna_Jameson_2c2c.jpg)
After:
![[Image: jenna-jameson-celebrity-catwalk-00.jpg]](http://www.tehtruth.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/jenna-jameson-celebrity-catwalk-00.jpg)
Lumpy should love my post.
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She's a VERY pretty girl in that first photo...She looks plastic in the following one.
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A good example of what happens when "special" face moisturizer treatments stop.
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(12-13-2009, 03:03 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: (12-13-2009, 02:51 PM)Duchess Wrote: (12-13-2009, 02:43 PM)IMaDick Wrote: ummmm can we be a little more specific about this mouth? I know it probably doesn't matter to MF , but those lips better be attached to a female if I'am to consider having them wrapped around my pecker.
::lol::
I love those lips ...
By the way, I happen to catch Jenna Jameson, famous porn star, on the Sykes show last night. She obviously had a lot of botox stuff done to her lips and skin .. her forehead was way too smooth.
So many people are ruining their bodies and faces with this unnatural bullshit.
Before:
After:
Lumpy should love my post.
Ahh Jenna.
Me and the wife have watched her getting fucked so many times by men and other women she almost feels like a friend.
What the fuck has she done to her face?
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I think it fucked up some nerves on her face because in the interview they didn't barely went close up on her. I could still tell there was a twisted look to her mouth when she spoke - as if she had reconstructive surgery after an accident or something. Even from a distance I could notice her big plastic forehead. I also noticed they used a soft filter on her shots to cover up her real looks. I am sure that was agreed upon before hand.
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I think she's had one too many shots in the face and I'm not talking about botox. Contrary to popular belief, that stuff is not good for your skin.
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(12-14-2009, 01:04 PM)sally Wrote: Contrary to popular belief, that stuff is not good for your skin.
I didn't know that.
I bow before your obvious personal experience of this condition.
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Jenna could have the face of a mule sewn onto her head and she'd still have 500 guys waiting in line to bang her.
Anyone here that says they wouldn't fuck her if given the chance is a goddamn liar.
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i'd rather bang sally...and that ain't saying much.
Fug duh kund
I wouldn't, and I'm not lying. I hate blonds for one, and I don't fuck nasty skanky whores either.
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I'd do her just for the bragging rights.
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What's there to brag about? Yea I fucked a chick that has been fucked by 1000 guys before me? I thought I heard on Howard Stern once that she did gang bangs. Now that is something I will never understand. First why would she do that to herself and second why would any guy want to hit that after a bunch of other guys just did. It's beyond nasty.
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(12-14-2009, 07:33 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: i'd rather bang sally...and that ain't saying much.
You'd probally rather fuck Elton John, you cry baby virus carrying bitch.
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