Hello!!

[BruceSmith]

I am new to this forum would like to say Hello All!!

Let me make you smile a bit
Life After Death
A boss asked one of his employees, "Do you believe in life after death?"
"Yes, sir," replied the new employee. "I thought you would," said the boss. "Yesterday after you left to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you!"


Support a Family
The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girl friend's father, "Son, can you support a family?"
"Well, no, sir," he replied. "I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you have to fend for yourselves."


The Water Pistol
My five year old son squealed with delight when he opened his birthday present from his grandmother. It was a water pistol. He promptly ran to the sink to fill it.

"Mom," I said. I'm surprised at you. "Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water pistols?" My mom smiled and said, "Yes, I remember."

[LuMPyPussy]

Those are actually pretty good. If this is spam, it's a novel approach.

[The Antagonist]

Welcome dumbass!

Apparently Bruce does not think the rules apply to him. Same shit different newbie.

Frank's late locking the two extra threads for this latest escapee from the Special Ed class.

[Middle Finger]

I don't see a reason to lock this thread yet, swifty.

[Middle Finger]

Bruce, for starting another thread in here (which I moved, sucka) I removed your sig as a penalty. I suspect you are working with that other spam-fag named Alvin but this is more entertaining than any 4 months of Ant posts so I am leaving it for now.

[The Antagonist]

I don't see a reason to lock this thread yet, swifty.

Dope. I was talking about the other two he started. Comprende?

[Middle Finger]

Please leave Bruce alone.

[LuMPyPussy]

Damn it, I missed the sig! Was there some place I can buy discount micro-brew beer?

[Middle Finger]

It was some page in German. I had no idea what for.

[OnBendedKnee]

So I see introductions have come to this?

I have a great knock-knock joke. You start. . .

[Middle Finger]

Hi OBK bitch. ::wave::

[OnBendedKnee]

Hi OBK bitch. ::wave::

Wow.
Not even the effort to throw in a comma.
Thhhhhhanks.

[Middle Finger]

Hi OBK bitch. ::wave::

Wow.
Not even the effort to throw in a comma.
Thhhhhhanks.

::lol:: Sorry ...

[OnBendedKnee]

Just the occasional proper punctuation.
That's all me ask'in.

[Luke Warmwater]

bruce = richard simmons' pool boy...

[twisteroo]

Let me see, this guys copies and pastes and the FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: off an e-mail and he's fucking clever?