Post: #239

(01-29-2010 10:44 PM)D Wrote:  

(01-29-2010 10:42 PM)IMaDick Wrote:  

(01-29-2010 10:37 PM)D Wrote:  

(01-29-2010 10:30 PM)sally Wrote:  I'm no pro, but I find that putting my hands behind my back and just using my mouth while spitting, gagging, and moaning like I actually enjoy it works the best.

I wouldn't ask any woman who doesn't enjoy it to do it either though. Why? If I didn't enjoy giving cunnilingus I sure wouldn't want to.

If she doesn't enjoy it its your fault, here's your sign !

No dumbass, if she doesn't enjoy sucking dick it has nothing to do with me.

you're right you would need a dick in that situation ? here's your sign !

Post: #240

(01-29-2010 11:00 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote:  

(01-29-2010 10:59 PM)username Wrote:  

(01-29-2010 10:54 PM)sally Wrote:  You just have to look that little sucker in the eye and go for it.

I guess that's what the Koreans think when they chow down on live octopus.

I'm trying to think of a joke about Frank and a brown eye but it's just not working. Anyone wanna take a jab at it?

I would bet instigator knows where franks brown eye is, I bet he even knows what it likes.::lol::

Post: #241

(01-29-2010 11:43 PM)IMaDick Wrote:  

(01-29-2010 11:00 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote:  

(01-29-2010 10:59 PM)username Wrote:  

(01-29-2010 10:54 PM)sally Wrote:  You just have to look that little sucker in the eye and go for it.

I guess that's what the Koreans think when they chow down on live octopus.

I'm trying to think of a joke about Frank and a brown eye but it's just not working. Anyone wanna take a jab at it?

I would bet instigator knows where franks brown eye is, I bet he even knows what it likes.::lol::

Awww... poor baby, did I touch a nerve by targeting you? You may be a dick, but it takes a whole lot more to get under my skin, so grow some balls and come back.

Post: #242

(01-30-2010 12:15 AM)Instigator Wrote:  

(01-29-2010 11:43 PM)IMaDick Wrote:  

(01-29-2010 11:00 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote:  

(01-29-2010 10:59 PM)username Wrote:  

(01-29-2010 10:54 PM)sally Wrote:  You just have to look that little sucker in the eye and go for it.

I guess that's what the Koreans think when they chow down on live octopus.

I'm trying to think of a joke about Frank and a brown eye but it's just not working. Anyone wanna take a jab at it?

I would bet instigator knows where franks brown eye is, I bet he even knows what it likes.::lol::

Awww... poor baby, did I touch a nerve by targeting you? You may be a dick, but it takes a whole lot more to get under my skin, so grow some balls and come back.

I was just telling the truth learn to tell the difference.

so tell the truth do you know where franks brown eye is and would you like to take a jab at it?

Post: #243

(01-29-2010 10:30 PM)sally Wrote:  I'm no pro, but I find that putting my hands behind my back and just using my mouth while spitting, gagging, and moaning like I actually enjoy it works the best.

That sounded pretty fucking good ... to every straight guy in the world except D.

Post: #244

(01-29-2010 12:15 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:  I'm just imagining the faces of Julies kids on Christmas Day.

You asshole.... you made me laugh at that.

Post: #245

(01-29-2010 12:28 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:  Heres the Lonely Island with the "Jizz in My Pants" song.

"Last night I sawr a film, as I recall it was a horror film"


That was a funny fucking song.

Post: #246

(01-29-2010 09:47 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:  

(01-29-2010 09:46 PM)sally Wrote:  

(01-29-2010 07:25 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:  Here's the thing, D. And I hope people vote for this post

This post has been up for over an hour and no one has voted for it yet. I'm praying to God that you didn't hold your breath and your wife found you on the ground stiff and cold with the mouse in your hand.

I know, you're right ... :|

If it's any consolation... I only just now read it.

Post: #247

(01-29-2010 11:43 PM)IMaDick Wrote:  I would bet instigator knows where franks brown eye is, I bet he even knows what it likes.::lol::

I read that as "I bet he even knows what it tastes like"

That's probably better anyway. ::lol::

Post: #248

Hey ant..the one vote for you is from me...I did not want YOU to get all whiny because no one thought you were whiny enough.

Post: #249

You're such great pal, Marie.

Post: #250

(01-29-2010 10:30 PM)sally Wrote:  I'm no pro, but I find that putting my hands behind my back and just using my mouth while spitting, gagging, and moaning like I actually enjoy it works the best.

A hands on practical demonstration would be more appropriate.

Post: #251

(01-29-2010 10:30 PM)sally Wrote:  I'm no pro, but I find that putting my hands behind my back and just using my mouth while spitting, gagging, and moaning like I actually enjoy it works the best.

And that's before the dude even enters the room.

Post: #252

(01-30-2010 12:12 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:  

(01-29-2010 10:30 PM)sally Wrote:  I'm no pro, but I find that putting my hands behind my back and just using my mouth while spitting, gagging, and moaning like I actually enjoy it works the best.

And that's before the dude even enters the room.

That cracked me up.