Post: #15

::wave::

Post: #16

have you always wanted to speak with god? he's here! at mock!

he's our new partner, a tech genius. ::slavebow::

~~~ don't mean to blaspheme, but that's his name. so register and talk to god!



click to enlarge.

Post: #17

Maybe I don't give a Fuck, ya know? :B

Bite my ass and try me

Post: #18

(07-25-2010 10:14 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:  have you always wanted to speak with god? he's here! at mock!

he's our new partner, a tech genius. ::slavebow::

Ain't we lucky ! :B

Post: #19

Actually, no, it wasn't luck - you both worked fucking hard for it.

Now you are reaping the rewards of being determined bitches,
which is more than I can say for those fucking spineless bitches with fewer brain cells than a protoplasm.

Post: #20

for those who didn't get the email i sent out recently when we re-opened Mock, here is a copy:

to YOU~
Subject: Fw: AN ENGRAVED INVITATION FOR YOU!

Dear former and new Mockers! i am pleased to announce Mock is back! newer and better and still fun!
we will no longer confine ourselves to the usual vitriol, but will have a more general forum, with topics for everyone to enjoy and participate!
it's going to take a bit of fine-tuning, but hopefully with trial and error, we'll get it right.
the premise will be a private area to trash people as per Mock tradition.
but we will have "normal" forum areas where no trashing or abuse will be integrated into threads.
mainly what we will strive for is everyone enjoying Mock, and no heavy-handed gestapo moderation.

so come home Mockers! we missed you!

Post: #21

OK i promised you boobs.
some of our members have generously provided us with photos of their full frontal adipose attributes.

here is an example....guess who?

you have to register to see them in all their lush glory!

Post: #22

Oh God..Oh God..What the fuck is THAT ?

Post: #23

Surely God could have done better than that ... just sayin ...

Post: #24

I always have the urge to flip them the bird..lurkers that is..

What's the difference between a lurker & one who eavesdrops ?..

Post: #25

Lurkers are fat females with bleached hair and bathrobes sitting in a donut stained chair in front of their computers , and eavesdroppers are fat females with shaved snatches standing outside the door with greasy fingers from the fried chicken they are eating while listening to a conversation between normal people.

Post: #26

Are we normal ?..

Post: #27

We are "real" deep down honest people, and thats something every lurker would like to be but it scares the hell out of them they prefer to sit in their make believe world where everything is always nice.

Post: #28

Yay!

It's official!


I'm fucking normal!