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Annoying Celebrities
#61
Paris Lohan?
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#62
(09-05-2010, 07:48 PM)Instigator Wrote:
(09-05-2010, 05:54 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(09-05-2010, 03:12 PM)Instigator Wrote:
(09-05-2010, 09:37 AM)Carsman Wrote: Ah Lindsay, another bimbo who has overwhelmingly fucked up her life seemingly beyond repair, at such a tender young age!!!

You make it sound like a bad thing.

Are you then saying it's a good thing?

Yep. One less moron in the public eye.
She'd be out of the public eye, if the assholes in charge would just put her behind bars and "leave her there" to serve out her too short of sentances given her in the first place!
Carsman: Loves Living Large

Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
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#63
sorry Cher...it's time to retire the halloween costume and wig... and maybe bake some cookies or volunteer at hospice. Old
there's no shame in getting older, but it is pathetic and a caricature of your former self to try to look 24.


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(09-13-2010, 09:31 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: sorry Cher...it's time to retire the halloween costume and wig... and maybe bake some cookies or volunteer at hospice. Old
there's no shame in getting older, but it is pathetic and a caricature of your former self to try to look 24.

Well if that's a recent photo, she still has the bod for it!!! Although it is probably not age appropriate, but apparently she doesn't give a shit!

Gaga just copied Cher's & Madonna's whacky fashions for notoriety,
IT WORKED! Same as it did for them!
Carsman: Loves Living Large

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#65
true Cars, she's 64 and that's not your grandma's outfit! hah
unless granny was a bondage queen. 98

















































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#66
(09-13-2010, 09:50 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: true Cars, she's 64 and that's not your grandma's outfit! hah
unless granny was a bondage queen. 98

That's my kinda granny!!! Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
Carsman: Loves Living Large

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#67


I like that she just doesn't give a fuck what people think.
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#68
The thumbnail looks like it could be a new prototype Big Hair Barbie on Acid Doll

The bod for it? Seriously? She looks half inflated...
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#69
(09-13-2010, 06:08 PM)crash Wrote: The thumbnail looks like it could be a new prototype Big Hair Barbie on Acid Doll

The bod for it? Seriously? She looks half inflated...

Really, which half?
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#70
what a greedy sow.

Los Angeles, California (CNN) -- Michael Jackson's mother filed a lawsuit Wednesday accusing AEG Live of causing her son's death by pushing him to rehearse for his comeback concerts despite poor health.

Katherine Jackson's suit, filed in Los Angeles Superior Court, claimed that the concert production company controlled Jackson's health because it hired and directed Dr. Conrad Murray.

Murray faces trial on an involuntary manslaughter charge for administering drugs to the pop star that the coroner ruled caused Jackson's death in June 25, 2009.

The suit claims that Murray was "selected by, hired by, and controlled by AEG," a worldwide concert promotion and production company.


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#71
Guess one can never have enough money!!!
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#72
this is stinking ridiculous with her priors! that was a felony bust! but if she gets arrested for ANYTHING she WILL do one year in jail.

September 18, 2010

LAS VEGAS - Paris Hilton has agreed to plead guilty to two misdemeanors stemming from her arrest last month at a Las Vegas resort, a Nevada prosecutor said.

Under the terms of a plea deal worked out with prosecutors, the celebrity heiress will serve a year of probation and avoid a felony conviction, Clark County District Attorney David Roger said Friday.
A plea agreement obtained by the Las Vegas Review-Journal shows Hilton will plead guilty to drug possession and obstructing an officer. She must complete a drug abuse program, pay a $2,000 fine and serve 200 hours of community service.
HAHAHAHAHA CLEANING PORTA-POTTIES WITH HER HAIR EXTENSIONS? I DOUBT IT.

















































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#73
When your not guilty the judge can see that and understand. Besides it's all Bushes fault. He did this to her! And Cheney watched from his alien saucer-craft.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#74
(09-18-2010, 02:46 PM)Maggot Wrote: When your not guilty the judge can see that and understand. Besides it's all Bushes fault. He did this to her! And Cheney watched from his alien saucer-craft.

i should put this in members photos, but this is Maggot and his puddy tat.



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#75
Solar flares are at their peak...........you will see when the tops of everyones head starts melting. Signs_173
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#76
are they destitute? they have been arrested and failed to appear several times, now this. Signs_173 it's got to be drugs. and money won't fix stupid or crazy.
sheesh-- i loved this guy in "Christmas Vacation".


Randy Quaid, Wife Face Burglary Charges
Pair Accused Of Living In Old House Without Permission. and trashing the place.
A source close to the situation tells TMZ the owner of the home sent a realtor to the house after an alarm went off Saturday morning. We're told the realtor found the gate codes had been changed, security cameras had all been moved to face up, and Randy had carved his initials in the mailbox.

When the realtor went inside, we're told he found the place trashed -- dirty dishes in the sink, footprints everywhere and clothes that didn't belong to the owner were hanging in the closet.

The kicker -- the Quaids allegedly broke a $7,000 mirror that had been over the fireplace and, according to our source, replaced it with a photo of themselves.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

SANTA BARBARA, Calif. -- Actor Randy Quaid and his wife are facing burglary charges in California after the owner of the couple's old house reported they had been living there without permission.

A representative of the property owner called Santa Barbara County sheriff's deputies Saturday afternoon to report that squatters had been staying in the guest house illegally. When deputies arrived at the house that evening, they found Randy and Evi Quaid, who said they had owned the property since the 1990s.

The property owner's representative provided documents that showed his client had bought the home in 2007 from a man who had purchased it from the Quaids several years earlier. A contractor showed police more than $5,000 in damages to the guest house that he believed was caused by the Quaids.

Police arrested the Quaids on charges of felony residential burglary and entering a noncommercial building without consent, a misdemeanor. Police also charged Evi Quaid, 47, with resisting arrest.

Bail was set at $50,000 each.

Last September, the couple was charged with defrauding an innkeeper of more than $10,000 as well as conspiracy and burglary after an invalid credit card was used at San Ysidro Ranch in Montecito.

Senior Deputy District Attorney Arnie Tolks had said an invalid card also was used at The Biltmore, a luxury resort in Santa Barbara.

Felony charges were later dropped against Randy Quaid, 59. Evi Quaid pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor count of defrauding an innkeeper and was sentenced to three years' probation. She was also ordered to perform 240 hours of community service.


their latest booking photos:


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#77
more on this loser too...i don't see how she can avoid going back to court and going to jail on this VOP.

LOS ANGELES – Lindsay Lohan has confirmed on her Twitter page that she failed a court-ordered drug and alcohol screening, and she said that if asked, she is ready to appear before the judge in her case and face the consequences for her actions.
In a series of messages posted late Friday, the actress said "Regrettably, I did in fact fail my most recent drug test."
sources say cocaine. if true, she will have to do 30 days. dumb twat.
addiction is awful, but she has had every chance and reason and support to clean up. then again, that's the nature of addiction. it's not rational, it's madness.

















































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#78
Enough is enough already, I'll do a citizen's arrest and throw that bitch in the slammer, & leave her there until she dries out for good!!! No 30 day sentence over & over, & then she gets released 10 to 13 days later over & over!!! :Insane:
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#79


She's a piece of work & so are her parents.
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a bench warrant for lohan's arrest has now been issued. i am sure she will show up rather than be cuffed and stuffed on camera. Police
she won't be taken into custody until at least Friday after a court hearing. privileged bitch.


i'm still wondering if the quaids are behind bars or made bond.

















































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