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11-27-2010, 08:21 AM
Fuck the Holidays, this shit has turned into a fucking nightmare complete with a Santa that will cut your throat, steal every dime you have and tax you for the shit you give and get as income.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
11-27-2010, 10:34 AM
What the fuck are you sorry about? Is it because you are foolish enough to think that Christmas and all of it's materialistic bullshit is what Christ would consider worship or in tune with His teachings? or is it because you are the type of fucktard who thinks that the people you get shit for appreciate it for more than ten minutes after you are out of their face and ear shot?
what exactly is it that you're sorry about?
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams 
11-27-2010, 11:24 AM
I hate the holidays too. It's nothing like it was when we were younger...and I'm not talking about the presents either.
Other than something small and practical for my mother, gift cards for my two grown children, I won't buy for any other adults. Of course I will be spoiling my baby g-daughter to no end. (that's my duty, and I love it) I heard a commercial for AT&T about picking through your x-mas list.....A smart phone for Aunt who the fuck ever. Who in the hell buys a $200-$400 smart phone for a fucking Aunt. Is it just me...am I that fucking cheap that I can't bring myself to buy a smart phone for an Aunt? I have one Aunt and I don't even like the crazy bitch...I'll send her my old beat up blackberry with a fuck you greeting attached to it. 
11-27-2010, 02:40 PM
I loved that man.
11-27-2010, 06:26 PM
(11-27-2010, 10:34 AM)IMaDick Wrote: What the fuck are you sorry about? Is it because you are foolish enough to think that Christmas and all of it's materialistic bullshit is what Christ would consider worship or in tune with His teachings? or is it because you are the type of fucktard who thinks that the people you get shit for appreciate it for more than ten minutes after you are out of their face and ear shot? Ok, I am not sorry, but I do feel sorry for anyone that doesn't have that kid in them that still enjoys Christmas time. Maybe it is because I have a two year old, or maybe it is just because I like the feeling I have during Christmas. I love Christmas trees, blinking lights, snow (even tho I live in FL) I like Christmas shows, and bustling malls, and watching 24⁄7 Christmas story marathons. I love it all, it is the one time of year I actually enjoy human beings. It makes me think of Norman Rockwell and long for simpler times. So fuck off if you have a problem with me enjoying Christmas, I will drink my eggnog and feel sorry for you... 
11-27-2010, 06:30 PM
Hyena, i am the same way! but i like to play Scrooge every year. Scrooge does get the message in the end.
Dick is simply enjoying the Humbug spirit! i knew he would. 
11-27-2010, 06:32 PM
11-27-2010, 07:31 PM
(11-27-2010, 06:26 PM)HyenaKiller Wrote:(11-27-2010, 10:34 AM)IMaDick Wrote: What the fuck are you sorry about? Is it because you are foolish enough to think that Christmas and all of it's materialistic bullshit is what Christ would consider worship or in tune with His teachings? or is it because you are the type of fucktard who thinks that the people you get shit for appreciate it for more than ten minutes after you are out of their face and ear shot? Stop fucking lying to people you don't even know, you claim that you have a longing for simpler times and then explain how you are up to your neck in the bullshit of commercial christmas, WTF is UWT? I would be willing to bet that Christmas to me is much more fulfilling and absolutely more to the point. Don't feel sorry for me, I know what Christmas is all about, and it's nothing like what you describe nor does it have anything to do with what you describe. although I admit I like listening to a little bit of Frank and Dean and their singing "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas" brings back pleasant childhood memories! If you like you can dream about me Christmas eve night.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
11-27-2010, 07:43 PM
(11-27-2010, 07:31 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(11-27-2010, 06:26 PM)HyenaKiller Wrote:(11-27-2010, 10:34 AM)IMaDick Wrote: What the fuck are you sorry about? Is it because you are foolish enough to think that Christmas and all of it's materialistic bullshit is what Christ would consider worship or in tune with His teachings? or is it because you are the type of fucktard who thinks that the people you get shit for appreciate it for more than ten minutes after you are out of their face and ear shot? Who the fuck are you? Thats right, nobody. I tell you what chief, you don't know me and you never will. Don't you have a hole to crawl back into?
11-27-2010, 07:44 PM
(11-27-2010, 07:31 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Don't feel sorry for me, I know what Christmas is all about, and it's nothing like what you describe nor does it have anything to do with what you describe. You know Jesus wasn't born in December, right? Are you a Holy Roller, Dick? As a moderate humanist, I slightly resent the fact that one being's birth is celebrated while around the world we let children be murdered and forgotten in mass graves. They were born, too. Merry Christmas! We got the tree and are letting it fluff right now. I'm nothing if not at big hypocrite! My mindfulness of the fact allows me to live with myself.
11-27-2010, 08:02 PM
(11-27-2010, 07:43 PM)HyenaKiller Wrote:(11-27-2010, 07:31 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(11-27-2010, 06:26 PM)HyenaKiller Wrote:(11-27-2010, 10:34 AM)IMaDick Wrote: What the fuck are you sorry about? Is it because you are foolish enough to think that Christmas and all of it's materialistic bullshit is what Christ would consider worship or in tune with His teachings? or is it because you are the type of fucktard who thinks that the people you get shit for appreciate it for more than ten minutes after you are out of their face and ear shot? I'm just the guy who threw your words back at you. Maybe you should be asking yourself who the fuck am I in a mirror? No Im not a holy roller. But I'm smart enough to avoid all the commercial hype and bullshit that the sheeple have been fed forever. Go ahead be a pawn of corprate america, make millions for wal-mart, and the other big retail chains it's your right.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
11-27-2010, 08:07 PM
(11-27-2010, 08:02 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Go ahead be a pawn of corprate america, make millions for wal-mart, and the other big retail chains it's your right. We shop at the PX. Cracker doesn't like taxes. You don't know how much I enjoy watching people fight over Christmas. I'm a sick bitch, I know. So funny.
11-27-2010, 08:38 PM
Really? I'm not fighting, just stating facts that most people find repulsive, it's a common side affect of the brainwashed masses.
The whole christmas thing is designed to cause them pain if they resist.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams 
11-27-2010, 08:54 PM
(11-27-2010, 07:31 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I would be willing to bet that Christmas to me is much more fulfilling and absolutely more to the point. So how do you celebrate Christmas? Jerking one off in to the old stocking or what? Commando Cunt Queen
11-27-2010, 09:06 PM
Christmas is orginally a Pagan holiday. The tree and lights were to keep evil spirits away and have nothing to do with Jesus Christ. The Christians stole Christmas from the pagans the same way they stole Easter, the eggs and bunny represent fertility. I don't know about the rest of you assholes, but I celebrate the season to keep evil spirits away.
11-27-2010, 09:08 PM
(11-27-2010, 08:54 PM)username Wrote:(11-27-2010, 07:31 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I would be willing to bet that Christmas to me is much more fulfilling and absolutely more to the point. Your fantasies are really quite vivid aren't they? Christmas eve is one of 12 times a year that I serve at a local mission. It has everything to do with giving, but it's not materialistic ,it's personal and real.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams 
11-27-2010, 09:52 PM
Thats it.......I confess! It was me that threw the laughing box into the cradle in the nativity scene at St. Josephs in 75. It sounded like a good idea at the time.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
11-27-2010, 10:13 PM
(11-27-2010, 09:08 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Your fantasies are really quite vivid aren't they? I only wished I'd said yanking the yule log.  I think it's great that you do that. I hereby rename you "imadick353daysayear". Commando Cunt Queen
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