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Obama one liners
#41
(08-27-2011, 05:04 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(08-27-2011, 04:57 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I posted this yesterday


Would it be more appropriate & acceptable to you if he were standing outside the White House looking like those bozos on the Weather Channel? If he did that you'd be laughing, pointing & saying, "look at the tard".

You mean rather than hiding like a bitch? ya I think so.

I can't help it if he looks like a tard no matter what he is doing.



Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
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#42
[Image: article-0-0D98D8C300000578-714_964x577.jpg]I know what everyone else in the room is thinking......"Wait, wait, don't take that picture no no no ............shit!"
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#43
Whats black and doesn't work?

Half of London.

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We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#44
"President Obama announced that he will run for re-election in 2012. Unfortunately, his popularity is so low that he's running on the slogan, 'I'm Michelle Obama's husband.'" –Conan O'Brien
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#45
Trump got a haircut and discovered his hairpiece is not real hair. In fact it's not even a hairpiece and just "showed up" one day.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#46
good joke
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