Post: #169

I would hump her too! I actually think she's gorgeous. But don't tell her I said that. She's a bitch to me.

Post: #170

(01-29-2012 03:27 PM)krystalshores Wrote:  I would hump her too! I actually think she's gorgeous. But don't tell her I said that. She's a bitch to me.

Oh, ok. Sorry I blew your cover.

She's a snotty little thing if that helps. I think of her as an ankle biter. Like my Chi.

Post: #171

(01-29-2012 03:28 PM)Cracker Wrote:  

(01-29-2012 03:27 PM)krystalshores Wrote:  I would hump her too! I actually think she's gorgeous. But don't tell her I said that. She's a bitch to me.

Oh, ok. Sorry I blew your cover.

She's a snotty little thing if that helps. I think of her as an ankle biter. Like my Chi.

Maggot is never around when I need him to puke in a thread.

Post: #172

(01-29-2012 03:27 PM)krystalshores Wrote:  She's a bitch to me.

Not anymore.

Post: #173

(01-29-2012 03:35 PM)IMaDick Wrote:  Maggot is never around when I need him to puke in a thread.

We've already GOT puke in the thread--you!

Post: #174

(01-29-2012 04:04 PM)username Wrote:  

(01-29-2012 03:27 PM)krystalshores Wrote:  She's a bitch to me.

Not anymore.

What fun will that be?

I think Cracker just called you a dog. She tries to put it off on your feisty personality, but I read between the lines.

Post: #175

(01-29-2012 04:11 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:  What fun will that be?

I think Cracker just called you a dog. She tries to put it off on your feisty personality, but I read between the lines.

I lie.


I know. A freaking yippy-yappy dog too.

Post: #176

When are you going to get drunk & post the sexy pix? I've tried to be patient but it's running thin now...

...so, glug, glug, glug.

Post: #177

(01-29-2012 04:22 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

When are you going to get drunk & post the sexy pix?

I hope never.



You know how they have breathalyzers for DUI offenders for their cars?


I need one of those for my computer.

Post: #178

(01-29-2012 03:02 PM)krystalshores Wrote:  I wear lipgloss instead of lipstick. I wouldn't consider it makeup. Lipgloss accents NATURAL beauty. It should be essential for every woman IMO.

I also wear lipgloss when I'm pedaling.

Damn. I missed this post.

Good hygiene and shaved armpits are essential. Lipgloss is not essential and it can fuck up a perfectly good kiss (not to mention the rim of a glass) if you ask me.

Makeup does NOT belong in a gym. Those of us that are even mildly serious about exercise laugh at you. If you don't break a sweat and smear it all off, you're not exercising hard enough.

Are you trolling for dates at the gym...?

Post: #179

(01-29-2012 08:25 PM)username Wrote:  

(01-29-2012 03:02 PM)krystalshores Wrote:  I wear lipgloss instead of lipstick. I wouldn't consider it makeup. Lipgloss accents NATURAL beauty. It should be essential for every woman IMO.

I also wear lipgloss when I'm pedaling.

Damn. I missed this post.

Good hygiene and shaved armpits are essential. Lipgloss is not essential and it can fuck up a perfectly good kiss (not to mention the rim of a glass) if you ask me.

Makeup does NOT belong in a gym. Those of us that are even mildly serious about exercise laugh at you. If you don't break a sweat and smear it all off, you're not exercising hard enough.

Are you trolling for dates at the gym...?

Show us the Pecs Username, I will be the judge of your seriousness.

Post: #180

(01-29-2012 08:29 PM)IMaDick Wrote:  Show us the Pecs Username, I will be the judge of your seriousness.

As soon as they get a tan.

Post: #181

(01-29-2012 08:25 PM)username Wrote:  

(01-29-2012 03:02 PM)krystalshores Wrote:  I wear lipgloss instead of lipstick. I wouldn't consider it makeup.

Damn. I missed this post.Good hygiene and shaved armpits are essential. Lipgloss is not essential and it can fuck up a perfectly good kiss (not to mention the rim of a glass) if you ask me.
Makeup does NOT belong in a gym.

AGAIN, I don't consider lipgloss as MAKEUP.


Not trolling for dates at the GYM. I just like to look my best wherever I go.

Post: #182

(01-29-2012 09:21 PM)krystalshores Wrote:  I just like to look my best wherever I go.

If I could wiggle my nose like Samantha Stevens, I'd probably do the same but some days, I just don't care enough to put in the effort. I yam what I yam.

I think I clean up okay but there are many days that I'd probably be a good candidate for "What Not to Wear".