the 2012 trivial drivel thread

[Sphincter Cop]

I need 10 min. to take a shower. Please & thank you.

I'd probably get soapy with you....just a split second thought. Now I am back to abnormal.

[Duchess]

I'd probably get soapy with you....just a split second thought.

For a split second, I felt powerful, like maybe I could turn your brown eyes blue.

[Midwest Spy]

So long 2012... we hardly knew ye.

[username]

So long 2012... we hardly knew ye.

One bright spot were the Mayan's were wrong but such a shock about LC's diagnosis and quick death after. I miss her pictures, commentary, enthusiasm and general participation.

RIP, LC and know that you're missed.

[Midwest Spy]

So long 2012... we hardly knew ye.

One bright spot were the Mayan's were wrong but such a shock about LC's diagnosis and quick death after. I miss her pictures, commentary, enthusiasm and general participation.

RIP, LC and know that you're missed.

Cancer truly sucks.

In the very limited interaction I had with LC, it was easy to see why so many loved her so much. Smart, witty and a touch of a devilish side.

I'm happy about the Mayan thing too.

[ramseycat]

Uh oh User, Crackass is going to put you on blast for talking about LC.

[username]

Uh oh User, Crackass is going to put you on blast for talking about LC.

Don't care, I'm done. I have made a few sort of maudlin posts here and there. Usually it's when I'm slightly in my cups.

Never used "in my cups" before but it sounded better than buzzed or drunk for some reason.

[Duchess]

Given time I will see that each of you gets what you deserve in 2012.

Riiiight.

[username]

That shitbird.


I had a dream last night that there was an article in our local paper about Mock (couldn't wait to point it out to Duchess today). The article specifically talked about one crazy albeit cool guy who lived in the New England area. Maggot=Dan Something.

I remember wondering how I could point out the article without revealing Maggot's p.i.

[Duchess]

I had a dream last night that there was an article in our local paper about Mock (couldn't wait to point it out to Duchess today).

I would have been so proud.

It's bizarre to dream about Mock and/or Mockers, isn't it. I've done it too.

[Maggot]

That shitbird.


I had a dream last night that there was an article in our local paper about Mock (couldn't wait to point it out to Duchess today). The article specifically talked about one crazy albeit cool guy who lived in the New England area. Maggot=Dan Something.

I remember wondering how I could point out the article without revealing Maggot's p.i.

Holy Crap! I had a dream the other night that a pretty girl dressed in a satin dress with a football helmet on was feeding me grapes and laughing, laughingly as I watched the over 2 hr movie "The Avengers".
She went from the kitchen and back to my chair on a skateboard saying sue-sue I will sue you if I fallllllllllll............I woke up laughing, and that was a great way to wake up.

[Duchess]

I see what you did there.

[username]

Holy Crap! I had a dream the other night that a pretty girl dressed in a satin dress with a football helmet on was feeding me grapes and laughing, laughingly as I watched the over 2 hr movie "The Avengers".
She went from the kitchen and back to my chair on a skateboard saying sue-sue I will sue you if I fallllllllllll............I woke up laughing, and that was a great way to wake up.

That was awesome.

[username]

I went through the McDonald's drive thru yesterday and the attendant at the window said, "you have pets"? I said "yes, a few". He said "you have a dog"? I said "yes". He said "oh, because you smell like a dog, what kind of dog is it"? I was sort of laughing/having a WTF moment at this point and I said "Lab". He said "yep, yep, smells like a Lab...oh, not you, your car".

Fucker. I almost never take my dog in the car. I think/hope he was smelling the fumes of an e-cigarette I'd been puffing before I drove up.

Woof!!

[Duchess]

an e-cigarette I'd been puffing before I drove up.

I'd like to be able to talk my boss into one of those, she smokes like a chimney. Do you find it to be realistic and satisfying?

[username]

an e-cigarette I'd been puffing before I drove up.

I'd like to be able to talk my boss into one of those, she smokes like a chimney. Do you find it to be realistic and satisfying?

It's not quite the same but it's pretty close. I hope they continue to improve them.

[blueberryhill]

User--I know nothing about e-cigs, but do you smoke or trying to quit. I quit smoking in 1999 by using Zyban. It made cigarettes taste terrible and my house smelled like an ash tray. I quit smoking 3 days into taking the meds. Never have had relapse,but Sin 2004,
I was diagnosed with COPD/ emphysema and am tethered ²⁴⁄₇ to oxygen. Seems like i am always scolding you youngens, but do not smoke. If i quit after 50 years, anyone can quit. So mote it be.

[username]

User--I know nothing about e-cigs, but do you smoke or trying to quit. I quit smoking in 1999 by using Zyban. It made cigarettes taste terrible and my house smelled like an ash tray. I quit smoking 3 days into taking the meds. Never have had relapse,but Sin 2004,
I was diagnosed with COPD/ emphysema and am tethered ²⁴⁄₇ to oxygen. Seems like i am always scolding you youngens, but do not smoke. If i quit after 50 years, anyone can quit. So mote it be.

Smoking is the debil. I imagine LC would agree. Thank you BBH.

[Jimbone]

Stop smoking? That's for quitters.

[Duchess]

Jeezus. Can't walk, can't breathe but let me fire up another cancer stick. Tard.